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All your bits are belong to me

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

Constitutionally speaking, this is an impossibility.
Msiwekwe woga.

[R2 D2 @evansonwachira]

@TheAbojani @mytradesignals I&M. DTB utilize capital poorly.

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

In my entire life I've only heard the phrase "boys will be boys" used when like a 7 year old breaks his leg trying to jump off a roof using an umbrella as a parachute

[I am Chege @_James041]

Every legal practitioner, every Forester, every active citizen, every Kenyan,

Must come out and speak for Esther Wairimu Keige.

Esther Wairimu was a 54 year old senior Legal Officer , Kenya Forest Service, stationed at Karura Forest

Esther was abducted three weeks ago and she has been found dead.

We cannot normalize abductions and murder in this country.

Enough is Enough!

If this post appears on your TL, reply with the hashtag #JusticeForEstherWairimu #EndAbductionsKe

[I am Chege @_James041]

Her name is Esther Wairimu Keige.

She is a senior legal officer at Kenya Forest Service HQ, Kiambu Road where she has served for over 10 years.

On Tuesday, June 9, 2026, when she arrived home from work, she told her family that she was feeling uneasy after being asked to sign certain documents in the office.

The following day, Wednesday 10th June 2026, Esther reported to work at around 10a.m where worked until around 2 p.m. before leaving for her home in Juja.

But upon reaching Juja town, Esther mysteriously disappeared shortly after alighting from the vehicle she travelled in.

Yesterday, Esther's decomposing body was found in a forest in Gatundu.

Esther is a victim of abductions, torture and murder.

Who wanted Esther dead and why? Is it because of her toughness and refusal to bow to land grabbers who have been planning to grab Karura Forest?

#JusticeForEstherWairimu #EndAbductionsKe

[R2 D2 @evansonwachira]

@cleuveschahasi It's like people haven't read the history of hedge funds in the US

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

A worker saves in a SACCO because the state financial apparatus failed them. The SACCO provides the emergency medical loan, the school fees, the small business capital. If the state locks that money up in a 20-year infrastructure fund, the safety net vanishes overnight.

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

The SHA company stealing from Kenyans is called Finsprint and the NTSA company stealing from Kenyans is called Pesaprint.

He is not even thinking too hard for the names, as long as zinachipisha pesa.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The audit reveals that Finsprint, a private firm involved in the SHA payment system, deducts a 2% fee from every payment made to hospitals before the money is sent.

Strangely, it also says the firm's majority shareholder has no verifiable address.

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

My fren, ogopa sana.
This government knows how to manufacture consent.
Not a wonder a delegate system has started being proposed.

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

This was always the end goal

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Water is a birthright and NOT a commodity. Water belongs to the earth, to other species, and to future generations. No corporation has the right to control it.

[Wanjiru wa Ndooro @Gaddafess]

I'm calling out to my online fraternity for assistance towards my Beloved Dad's hospital bills and funeral arrangements. If you're in a position kindly come through for me.
Sincerely lastborn with firstborn responsibilities 💚

My number is 0768653564 - Eunice Wanjiru Mwangi

[Jarrett Bailey @JBaileyNFL]

If $100 million doesn’t set you up for life, it’s because you’re a fucking idiot

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

Moses Munuve who owns this account was abducted by the ATPU in Kiambu on 3rd July 2026. He is expected to be charged with Terrorism on Monday 6th July 2026.

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

Cabo Verde.

#FIFAWorldCup

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Drogba on Cape Verde after Argentina’s win:

🗣️ Reporter:
“Argentina are through, but what did you make of Cape Verde?”

🗣️ Drogba:

“I don’t remember watching a team play Argentina with so little fear. Argentina scored. Cape Verde answered. Argentina scored again. Cape Verde answered with probably the best goal of the tournament.

At no point did they play like a team that believed they were supposed to lose. That’s what impressed me.

Before this tournament people asked me who the surprise package would be. Some said Croatia. Some said Japan. I don’t think anyone expected Cape Verde.

They played Uruguay. They played Spain. They played Argentina. And somehow every game felt like the other team had to earn it. They may be going home.…but they’ve made the whole football world remember their name.”

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

Remember the Crown Paints ad? This is what we gave up for soulless AI generated garbage. But then again it takes actual talent to make such an ad. This is the best Kenyan advertisement ever made, bar none

[R2 D2 @evansonwachira]

@Bossyator Hold up, this guy did Software engineering at KU? Wah, former classmate. May he rest in peace.