Ev

[Rob @bIurt99]

What’s wrong babe you’ve barely used your Jay Slater tracksuit top pillow

[Brendo. @6thPrestige]

typa shi i been on lately

[Dantes @doaenel]

I’m so fucked and I don’t know what to do.

When the Hawk Tuah girl announced that she’d release a coin, I genuinely thought it would be my shot at making millions.

I convinced my parents to take out a 2nd mortgage on the house, liquidated all my assets, took out a 6 figure loan from the bank and then put everything on $tuah the second it released.

For the first 20 minutes I was in a state of literal euphoria.

I was worth tens of millions of dollars and could see the generational wealth being accumulated in front of my eyes;

- My parents would have finally, after years, been able to quit their 2nd jobs that they started working in order to allow me to stream from home full-time.

- Me and my girlfriend would be able to go on real date nights after over a year of scrounging pennies.

- I’d be able to tell my grandmother that she doesn’t have to give me her insulin money so I could buy WoW memberships and RP.

And then it all came crashing down.

In the span of minutes, I lost everything, tens of millions reduced to tens of thousands.

I’m still in a state of shock.

I really don’t want to force my 63 year old father to start working a 3rd job, but I see no other option at this point.

Fuck you, Hailey Welch.

You ruined my life, I hope you rot in prison.

[Ev @evanthompson0]

always use AI because this shit ISN’T REAL

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

20. A beer bottle discovered at Challenger Deep, the deepest point on Earth at -35,000ft

[Esheru @Eshprojet1]

Stop spouting nonsense! This country takes in less than all other major European nations, even smaller countries like Holland & Sweden take in proportionately more than we do. The reason why public services and utilities are at breaking point, has to with greed 1/2

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

reading the news

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Lads, the country’s going to shit. Energy prices have caused the sharpest increase in absolute poverty in 30 years. Councils are going bankrupt. Backlogs in the NHS & courts will take an estimated 10 years to clear. 4.3m children are growing up in poverty. But yeah, you crack on.

[EverythingEverything @E_E_]

‘Mountainhead’ is now yours. We’re proud and grateful. Another album made under our own steam, with Alex and long-term collaborator Tom AD helming the production. We’ve tried to do something brave and new. We hope you love it.

You’re a Mountainhead too.

https://t.co/M4KSH5ldgO

[lou-ellen @louceph]

Disappointed to hear we won’t be getting a biopic about the often forgotten fifth member of The Beatles, Dark Ringo, sometimes referred to as Wrongo

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

The IDF is now releasing propaganda saying that a calendar at the Rantisi Children's hospital in Gaza has a hostage guard list on it.

The problem is that the names they're pointing to just say Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday etc. Because it's a calendar.

[Ian Wright @IanWright0]

Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.

[danielle🍋🛝 @fyridk]

new gorillaz song is literally this meme

[Poet @poetscorneruk]

Morning people

[Peter Austin @ThatPeterAustin]

Q:
What is the net distance travelled after an entire performance of DJ Casper's The Cha Cha Slide? Assume a dance floor of infinite size and no corrective shuffling away from nearby dancers.
Show your workings.

A:
A thread.