itsbeenevan

up the blues

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

if kamala wins jimmy carter is going to die like yoda in return of the jedi immediately after

[itsbeenevan @evantrobinson]

@PopBase Yeah this is why you went second dumbass

[Autarkh @Autarkh]

@PpollingNumbers @AJentleson I would crawl a mile over shards of incandescent glass to vote against Donald and for Harris. And I'm not even in a swing state.

[itsbeenevan @evantrobinson]

@DiscussingFilm Damn what a terrible take and not at all the mindset a man like him should have

[hoobgooblinn @dancommadirty]

“swimming has been legalized in the ocean” like

[itsbeenevan @evantrobinson]

@ColinSearches

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

this comment about jason segel😭

[eugene h. krabs @argargargarg_]

err. he's problematic

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

Just realised that Chelsea are out and I don’t have to watch a fourth Liverpool/Chelsea Wembley final in three years.

https://t.co/wwqFZDOPyI

[itsbeenevan @evantrobinson]

Massachusetts is the goat fr. Everyone there gets it. Well done.

[LGBTQ for Dems @LGBTQPete]

Democrats pass something called “The Inflation Reduction Act.” (Without a single Republican vote). And it literally reduced inflation.

[morson @cfcmorson]

🚨 BREAKING: Marcus Bettinelli will NOT travel to paris as Chelsea FC know he will NOT win the Balon D’or.

🥇@FabrizioRomano

[Damion Schubert - @ZenOfDesign.com on bsky @ZenOfDesign]

“And every four years, we will have suburban housewives in Pennsylvania choose a new president.”

“Just Pennsylvania, sir?”

“And Wisconsin and Michigan. And maybe Arizona, as a treat.”

“No one else can vote, sir?”

“They can vote but it won’t matter.”

[SizweLo @SizweLo]

“I’m not into politics”

[NirSD @nirsd]

@robertlasagna1 A house is a coaster on the land

[garfieldbot @robertlasagna1]

Look man i "get it", I "get" the idea of coasters, I'm not a fucking moron, you don't want to damage your nice table you spent a lot of money on. I'm just saying, what is the table in the first place if not a coaster for the floor. I'm just saying, where does it end

[itsbeenevan @evantrobinson]

@america Another resounding fuck you to Elon musk for making an official America account just to push his propaganda

[Emil DeRosa @emilderosa]

So much of the MAGA bullshit I see is just dudes desperately wanting to be a troll. There's no ideology. They don't care about anything substantive. It's just pure teenage boy bullshit. I know because I was a teenage boy. You're supposed to grow out of it. All time loser shit.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Thanks to @BillyCrystal for stopping by to discuss the unique way he learned comic timing, getting the finger from Bob Hope, and his special friendship with Muhammad Ali: https://t.co/pfOk236hQr