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[evan @evanwhiteburner]

@ChristinaTippen As someone working in printer sales☝️🤓 it’s very hard to get specific colors perfect without a “fiery” or similar color matching hardware and software. They probably print this on an office copier with no fiery they have in their facility (they’re very expensive).

[Tennessee Football @Vol_Football]

playing for and making the breaks.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

1. That sucks, I wish no one’s mom ever died. Best to the family. 2. Holly Rowe is still not a victim here. She caused this entire story by behaving like a spoiled brat. Hope this helps.

[BeatinTheBookie.com®️ @BeatinTheBookie]

Every time I watch Greg Schiano coach it reminds me that Tennessee fans pulled off one of the greatest coups of all time by forcing the school to take back their job offer to him.

[evan @evanwhiteburner]

"Sometimes I just be like damn an damn like be just I sometimes shit crazy"
-Aristotle

[evan @evanwhiteburner]

Been saying this

[evan @evanwhiteburner]

@Charlie_Burris We’re gonna lose by 40, I’m gonna go play video games.

[evan @evanwhiteburner]

@JacobfrancisTwe @frankdbets - Random guy that knows nothing about ankle sprains.

[evan @evanwhiteburner]

@FanaticsFerrari This what happens when we let you European fruit cakes make decisions 🦅

[MR. CHILL @SplatterButt]

when she says choccy chip ego waffles are her favorite

[MR. CHILL @SplatterButt]

people are riding on cars and hanging out of windows. going full taliban style

[MR. CHILL @SplatterButt]

smeagol hittin it raw, smackin my ass, talm bout my precious

[MR. CHILL @SplatterButt]

Color-blind people are so jealous that I get to enjoy coloring books and crayons

[MR. CHILL @SplatterButt]

sipping on that peanut green show 🍷

[MR. CHILL @SplatterButt]

sipping on that peanut knower 🍷

[MR. CHILL @SplatterButt]

walking thru a middle school and telling everyone to get their money up

[Billy A. @themasta243]

playing runescape

[MR. CHILL @SplatterButt]

I love hyper-local magazines. I love knowing about the happenings in my city. I love the Top 20 lists of Best Taco. 7 full pages of advertisements.

[MR. CHILL @SplatterButt]

shorty say she Brazilian, I think she speaking porch geese 😩

[MR. CHILL @SplatterButt]

average dudes be like

Go Vikings 🏈, Astros 4 Life ⚾️, love my pupper Willow 🐶, leftist, Marvel Universe aficionado (don’t get me started about Deadpool lol), and yes pineapple does go on pizza