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Moved to Bluesky🦋:

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@corneezy I got you

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@EvanVestIsReal Have you tried cutting an ‘X’ into your skin and sucking it out?

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@corneezy The only thing that won't be easy is keeping your laffy taffy supply stocked up...

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@corneezy Liposuction and muscle implants

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@TonGoober @scottEmovienerd @beetlefella101 The Halloween

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All I want is to someday be a skeleton in a spacesuit stuck on a deserted planet somewhere

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@corneezy @Savagehenrymag @EvanVestIsReal @RedbeardOG Savage Henry should move their club to Tilt at the Bayshore Mall.

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@courosa Ahh ok, yeah we had a noon fire siren too, sadly it’s no longer operational now.

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@corneezy I've always thought Porky's tits should be bigger.

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@corneezy I'm going to need to borrow some money soon!

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The look I get every time I open a can of tuna

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@Bisonjewlog No, tell me more.

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I choose to be Doritos Salsa Verde.

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@Ruffly_Bumble Nice, send me a link if you have one, don't think I've heard it.

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If I ever get elected president I'm going to have @WeAreMinistry play at my inauguration.

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and by 'beautiful' I mean creepy

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I have this weird urge to make beautiful things again.

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.@Nickelodeon really missed a golden opportunity by not broadcasting the impeachment debate today.