Evan Bretzman

Minneapolis person, sports person, person person.

[Evan Bretzman @evbretz]

@CrimeWatchMpls @peggyflanagan Have followed you for several years @CrimeWatchMpls because you are diligent and thorough but unfollowing you tonight, you are on the wrong side of this one my man. Hope you take a step back and recalibrate your moral compass.

[Evan Bretzman @evbretz]

@Andrew_FBB is Brenton Doyle a lost cause in 10-team redrafts? McMahon or Castellanos are available

[Evan Bretzman @evbretz]

@elonmusk Believe me, the Minneapolis Police Department is VERY far from the Roman Empire

[Evan Bretzman @evbretz]

@cjzero @tole_cover @DannyBKelly @Danny_Heifetz @craighorlbeck Colorado School of Mines!

[Evan Bretzman @evbretz]

@robertmays Great choice, Owamni is amazing.

[Evan Bretzman @evbretz]

@TJStats Dropping Bassit this week was like casting my greatest sorrows into the ocean.

[Evan Bretzman @evbretz]

@DC_Draino Strong “relief pitchers running from the bullpen during a baseball fight” vibes

[Evan Bretzman @evbretz]

@lporiginalg To be fair this chariot seems far too tall.

[Evan Bretzman @evbretz]

@Danny_Heifetz Kyler Murray or Jordan Love in a Finals that looks like it will be very close? Hope you’re feeling better!

[Evan Bretzman @evbretz]

@DrJesseMorse I’m here for the reality show where Shohei Ohtani moves to South Dakota for a month to establish residency and avoid California income tax.

[Evan Bretzman @evbretz]

@Danny_Heifetz Can I drop Jonathan Taylor? Feel like we may not see him again given his contract situation.

[Evan Bretzman @evbretz]

Does anyone under 70 own a corgi?

[Evan Bretzman @evbretz]

@BigWooTheGOAT Did Austin, Texas write this?

[Evan Bretzman @evbretz]

@jaymboller I use Ally too…they don’t have brick-and-mortar so they “can pass the savings along to you” but then roll out nonsense like this 🙈

[Evan Bretzman @evbretz]

Project Manager: Ok, thanks so much, I’ll give you seven minutes back in your day.

Me: I mean, you took fifty three, but hey no problem, thanks for this *gift* I will be sure not to squander.

[Evan Bretzman @evbretz]

@StarTribune @JoshMartinMpls Strong Mayor 💪

[Evan Bretzman @evbretz]

@MKE_ProSoccer Milwaukee Bubblers

[Evan Bretzman @evbretz]

@jaymboller @TheEconomist No one with their finger on the pulse of how AI might affect geopolitical dynamics more than a 99 year-old Republican man.

[Evan Bretzman @evbretz]

@thepressboxpod Have to imagine this has been sent to you already but, from the Mpls Star-Tribune

[Evan Bretzman @evbretz]

@bryancurtis @thepressboxpod Alternate headline - “Greece-y Swoon?”