Evan (E-V-A-N)

Cogito ergo sum
(I think, therefore I am)

[Evan (E-V-A-N) @evdog_7]

@freud010 I also had the same thought haha

[Evan (E-V-A-N) @evdog_7]

@TimmySmidge It's crazy to think that people are willing to shell out money like that tho. Anyhow, don't worry about lately. Lately isn't right now or tomorrow!

[Evan (E-V-A-N) @evdog_7]

@TimmySmidge They lack variety...! Which makes it harder to mess with them. The best scammers reside in Craigslist ads. That shit is too fun. I've gotten actual phone calls from a car post on there

[Evan (E-V-A-N) @evdog_7]

Paradise is laying on your hotel bed at 4:03am eating mcdoubles in Orlando FL

[Evan (E-V-A-N) @evdog_7]

"Every day can't be the best day. Do what you can right now, don't hesitate. That's why we try to make love and get paid. Take the bad with the good, now let's play" #Atmosphere

[Evan (E-V-A-N) @evdog_7]

"It's the end of the world as I know it... And I don't feel fine." #namethesong #myversion

[Evan (E-V-A-N) @evdog_7]

It's hard to see sports fans of a different team in denial when you've been there yourself..

[Baseball Movie Quotes @BaseballMovieQ]

Happy birthday to the great George Costanza, Yankees assistant to the traveling secretary

[Evan (E-V-A-N) @evdog_7]

@DougieBadger Good ole coach chupich tearing up left field in his mini van, blowing double bubble bubbles lmao

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

This is the best version of this meme

[Evan (E-V-A-N) @evdog_7]

When you roast your sister on the family group chat...

[Evan (E-V-A-N) @evdog_7]

Before crystal left for work she said "And if you get to warm when you go to sleep, open the window so you don't "sweat" the bed. So, that's where I'm at in life if anyone is wondering. I get too warm at night and #sweatthebed 😂

[GS @SonziGuitarist]

Girls will go on holiday once, take a picture like this & upload it to Snapchat every week with the caption “take me back”

[Evan (E-V-A-N) @evdog_7]

"Yeah I'm talkin bout Mtn. Dews baby!" Lmao https://t.co/T92SIt0UIp

[eny @whoiseny]

since the winter olympics started i just wanted to bring this iconic moment back

[Evan (E-V-A-N) @evdog_7]

When you send your dad a gif from ed, edd and Eddy of Plank the board and he responds "my old friend plank" #priceless

[Evan (E-V-A-N) @evdog_7]

@OVODaneMiller #bringemback

[Evan (E-V-A-N) @evdog_7]

Hell yeah https://t.co/7awVklEFnJ

[Evan (E-V-A-N) @evdog_7]

Everyone on Snapchat that lives in Wisconsin/N. Illinois...

"Look! A sunset..... WITH CLOUDS!"