go mac go

safety first, then teamwork

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

The witch that showed Daenerys nursing dragons in the future accidentally also showed Daemon the Chicago Bulls winning 6 championships in the 90s. He doesn't care about swords and stuff any more he just keeps asking to see more basketball

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

“Sup nerds” is the funniest possible thing to say before getting your clock cleaned

[go mac go @macnzeke]

If there was a hole in my yard that went through the entire earth i could freefall to australia in 42 minutes but instead i'm going to take a 22 hour flight. Vote for me and i will solve this problem by digging a big hole in my yard.

[G1funde @creamcityrylo]

Blast him to the moon please

[go mac go @macnzeke]

has anyone checked on thanasis is he okay

[go mac go @macnzeke]

was about to go to bed now forced to crack a beer and watch 2021 championship highlights

[go mac go @macnzeke]

😢

[Chris Haynes @ChrisBHaynes]

BREAKING: Milwaukee Bucks are trading superstar Giannis Antetokounmpo to the Miami Heat, league sources tell me.

[Gavin @PrimaryCinema]

And it appears that… my god…he’s ordered 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 fries, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers and 155 taters

[R.J. Lehmann @raylehmann]

The thing that drives U.S. haters mad about USMNT success is that there's actually nothing you can say about them that would upset an American. The typical American viewer's response to winning games in the World Cup is to think it's delightful, but also hilarious.

[Owen Phillips @owenlhjphillips]

watching World Cup matches kick off at the advertised start time as an American sports fan

[margs @sosaneitsinsane]

psa regarding the world cup

[Klara @klara_sjo]

"If I could time travel I’d kill Hitler”

“If I had time travel I’d stop my favorite politician getting assassinated”

You’re all thinking way too small.

If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half the planet.

[go mac go @macnzeke]

knicks had to pull out the big guns to offset trump’s bad vibes

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

Jeremy Lin pulled up to MSG for Game 3 of the NBA Finals 🙌

It's Lin's first time being back at The Garden as a fan 🤩

[go mac go @macnzeke]

Knicks fans could possibly boo trump to death. This is a legal thing to say. If I said I was going to try to boo the president to death - that would be very illegal.

[go mac go @macnzeke]

this dude has been on twitter like a week and it’s already so clear they should’ve made him run in his dad’s place

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

It’s the most American thing ever.

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

A country unfit to organize a WC

[go mac go @macnzeke]

you really have to hand it to hitler for his sportsmanship, but i do have notes!

[Borzou Daragahi 🖊🗒 @borzou]

Even Hitler let Jesse Owens enter Nazi Germany unfettered to compete in the 1936 Olympics. Despite being an evil dictator, he was a good enough sport to shake hands with Owens after his victories. The US under the Epstein regime has completely defecated on the American reputation.

[Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin]

James Dolan saw a “Make life worse for all the fans inside and outside the arena and also provide a giant distraction for the players” button and smashed it as hard as he could