Iman Ibrahim Ali

ᵔ.ᵔ💍 ᵔ.ᵔ // Allah yar hamki HABBOBA♥. Ameen.

[François Durand @FizzleDeeDee]

@mil000 Wait a sec, why are you seated *behind* the lower income person on the plane?

[R_A_I_R_O_M ❤ @Bae__Ruth]

Nigeria is not a real place, Agbero seized the key of the Keke I entered today and walked away thinking the driver will follow him and beg. The driver simply brought out another key, started the engine and drove off. The look on his face when he realized it was priceless 😂😂😂😂

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

They will put everything in their mouth except their actual food.

[aether @bluewdrift]

The older I get, the more I understand why people disappear into gardening baking, reading, and long walks. Not because life got boring. Because peace became valuable.

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

The white man comes to legally work in your land, you call them expatriates.

You go to legally work in their land, they call you immigrants.

Taking note.

[marshall D @amazing13_13]

If I hadn't documented this with a camera, no one would have believed me

[seun @bigseun_]

Lmfaooooooo

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"i will help poor people when i grow up"

Me after growing up;

[Iman Ibrahim Ali @eve_iman]

I’m all for hitting the gym and stuff but ladies let’s be mindful of what we wear to the gym (mixed gym) and/or of the photos we post of us in gym clothes. Especially the married ladies. Little changes go a long way in helping us get to Jannah In Sha Allah 🤲🏽.

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

Inside danfo this morning, the bus fare was 800 Naira. The woman beside me stretched 700 Naira to the conductor who rejected it immediately with “e gba owo yin pada jare. 800 ni moto”.

The woman replied “na 700 I get my brother, no vex, my uncle”

He didn’t let her land as he had already shifted attention to other passengers. He still replied “mama, mio gbo pa. E fun mi ni 800 mi. Eyin le nra epo si moto fun mi ni?”

The woman kept begging, he also insisted on his full 800 naira while insulting her. The insults were getting to me and since I already gave him 1k and my 200 Naira change was with him, I said “condor, remove her remaining 100 Naira from my change, give me 100”.

The woman looked at me with bad left eye reading “talo ran werey eleyi nise”. She didn’t even let me read meaning to her eyes finish before she shouted “uncle, don’t pay for me. I didn’t ask for your money. Because of 100 Naira, he has insulted me enough and you still want to pay him. Didn’t you hear all the insults? Lai lai. If he can’t accept abeg, he should getaway”.

I looked at the condor, “alaye, 200 naira mi da?” He gave me my money and requested that 700 naira from her. She said “never. Upon all the insults wey you give me? If I pay you 700 after those insults, make I die”.

The conductor started shouting and ready to drag her down at the next bus stop but he no fit. She said that the insults have reduced the money to 500 Naira and she stretched the 500 to him. I was just laughing. I have never seen monetized insults before.

Another passenger now added that what if the conductor start praying for her, will he get his money back? She said “Yes, he should work for his balance”.

I swear, this guy prayed for her from Anthony to Onipanu to collect his 200 Naira.

[Assim Alhakeem @Assimalhakeem]

A word of advice to our Muslim influencers and celebrities:

1- Life is short and it is a test as Allah stated in the Quran in many places.

2- Ali may Allah be pleased with him, the cousin of the prophet salla Allahu alaihi wa sallam and the 4th Caliph said:

And if we were to be set free after we die, then death would be a relief for everyone
The problem is that when we die, we are resurrected, and after that, we are questioned about every thing!

3- Fame is blinding and deafening. It makes
us lose our senses till wrong becomes right and sins become the norm in our lives. This is when we become "comfortably numb"!

4- Gaining likes and more followers is the sole objective in life to most our Muslim celebrities. They don’t care whether this pleases Allah or angers Him! Fame is quick sand that sucks you in with every move you make.

5- People may complement you for your charm, your beautiy or your art and to tell the truth, you might be gifted in all of that. The problem is: would all of that benefit you in your grave and on the day of judgment or would it only further your descent in hell?

5- Look at all the celebrities and influencers 20 or 30 years before you. Where are they now and where is their fame, charm and admirers?

They are all forgotten and only Allah knows what is happening to them in their graves as we speak.

6- It doesn’t matter what people say about you as there will always be people who adore you and people who hate your guts.

What really counts is: What does Allah say about you?

[𝚄𝚐𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚓𝚘. @Just_JONIER]

"Mummy I'll buy you a car at 25, Daddy I'll build you a house too."

Me at 25 looking at MTN's outrageous data plans.

[Adetutu Balogun, MBA @Tutsy22]

Yes, before it was established.

[Funny Cartoon @ANIME_ZONE__]

I Can Watch this all day long .

[Traveller @ogbmartins77]

Just finding out now that my Mum’s pension is about 60,000 naira per month 🤣🤣🤣🤣and she hasn’t been paid gratuity after 12 years of retirement .

This Gratuity is just about N2,000,000 naira plus.

Omo! Nigeria civil service is a joke,

[Nonfa KING @ajeezayGH]

SHOCKING! So her friend asked her to bring dried fish to America, but when she opened one of the packages, she discovered it was hiding drugs 😭🤦‍♂️

[• @Alhamdhulillaah]

Abū Hurayrah رضي الله عنه reported Allāh's Messenger ﷺ as saying that Allāh, the Exalted and Glorious, thus stated:

“I am near to the thought of My servant as he thinks about Me, and I am with him as he remembers Me. And if he remembers Me in his heart, I also remember him in My Heart, and if he remembers Me in assembly I remember him in assembly, better than his (remembrance), and if he draws near Me by the span of a palm, I draw near him by the cubit, and if he draws near Me by the cubit I draw near him by the space (covered by) two hands. And if he walks towards Me, I rush towards him.”

[Ṣaḥīḥ Muslim 2675a]

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

When you finally get 8 hours of sleep and it genuinely starts making sense why they recommend it

[Juice 🧃 @Juicecryptic]

first in my bloodline to see a human get assaulted by a rabbit

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Any presidential candidate that is too big to appear for an interview on television will never serve Nigerians well.

Such persons will be too big for the people!

Especially those that will never debate!