Eve

I like crisps and telling the cat he's a good boy. I dislike the patriarchy and marmalade. She/her

[Eve @eve_ventures]

Fixed it

[Eve @eve_ventures]

This will be my last tweet until order is restored. There’s no joy to be found here.

[Eve @eve_ventures]

My baby brother’s baby turns 2 today and these are the conversations I’m having with my housemate

[Eve @eve_ventures]

@8twinge This is AMAZING!!!

[Eve @eve_ventures]

Gotta love being so damn old and boring you get pissed on one pint. #woohoo

[llmmees @Justdreamingof]

Am sick of reading about #UltraProcessedFoods and how they’re generally just the root of all evil.

I consume #UPF on a daily basis and rely on these to stop me starving as a result of #Anorexia

Demonising food is unhelpful for pretty much everyone.

Quit it. Just stop.

[Eve @eve_ventures]

Kids today will never know how lucky they are to have Google. Spare a thought for the girl at my secondary school who tried to get out of exams by saying she was donating one of her livers.

[Emma @plowrong]

Walking around Victorian London holding out your cap to well dressed gentlemen and saying ‘mister, can you spare me a shilling for me tea’ is largely risk and responsibility free - unlike having a shilling

[Eve @eve_ventures]

“What sort of things do you like?”
“Like? Like?! I’m far too postmodern to like anything.”
- me, on a date

[Eve @eve_ventures]

@8twinge Outside?

[Eve @eve_ventures]

Someone in a local community Facebook group really just posted a picture of their own fire alarm and asked what it was because it “made a high pitched noise just now”.

[Andy Shepherd @andyjshepherd]

My gorgeous boy doing Prom his way 😍 and absolutely smashing regal elf vibes

'To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.'

Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Eve @eve_ventures]

Cold drinks are too wet without crisps. Hot drinks are too wet without biscuits. Don’t ask why, they just are.

[Eve @eve_ventures]

All I want* is for @IfBooksPod and @BygonesPodcast to do a collab episode where they dissect how “The Rules” shows up in Ally McBeal

*not entirely accurate. I want many things.

[Eve @eve_ventures]

What do you mean I have to talk to HR?! Ask a stupid question… 🤷🏼‍♀️

[𝙻𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚍𝙰𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎 🇨🇦 @LeaveHeardAlone]

Amber Heard was caught in a cycle of abuse - she kept forgiving Johnny Depp and trying to improve their relationship after the violent episodes. She stayed, and for that reason, people don’t believe her.

Angelina Jolie separated from Brad Pitt and filed for divorce DAYS after he assaulted her and their children on an international flight. She left immediately, and is STILL fighting for custody of her children — for that reason, people don’t believe her.

It doesn’t matter what survivors do. It doesn’t matter what they don’t do.

People do not want to believe them.

[Eve @eve_ventures]

@Justdreamingof Doves are signs of peace!

[Eve @eve_ventures]

Sometimes I’m offended that my Face ID recognises me.

[Eve @eve_ventures]

Today’s delightful sponcon. I saw book number three & thought, “nah I’m good.” Thanks @IfBooksPod !

[Eve @eve_ventures]

@Justdreamingof I’m so very sorry. Sending so much love. Xxx

[Patsy Stevenson @PatsyeStevenson]

Companies constantly asking for unpaid trial shifts from potential employees, then not hiring them to get free workers, is disgusting. I used to have to do it years back and I’ve heard it still happens. I’ve just been asked to do a trial shift and I’m crossing my fingers.