evee

u don’t know me

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

With Hunter Schafer.

[ro @mezcalsoda]

i’m trauma bonded to the city of los angeles, california

[mao @_maooo0]

she has a point

[sherb٠࣪꩜.ᐟ @itsShelbee]

getting really high so i sleep is a cheat code to not killing myself

[Yung Chente🌩️🇲🇽 @yungchente97]

Her

[Danielle! @LatinCreamQueen]

Talking to a trans girl at the gay bar,

Says "I didn't douche tonight is that okay?"

Who you calling a douche mate?

Knocked the dumb cunt flat on her arse.

Proper deadly punch.

Absolute 🔔end.

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

Sleeping 4 hours a night and smoking a ton of weed every day is good for you and healthy

[taylor @turnintoabat]

Also yeah I gained 30lbs on purpose, I have two different surgeries coming up this year that involve fat grafting and the surgeons need the material

[evee @eveesstuff]

@HoodieStoner @Hey_ImBrandon @JoegOoog @hihiimriley @cessonmute i bet you get maaaaaad women huh, i bet women are dyinggggg to give u their number when u talk about what u believe in right

[evee @eveesstuff]

@DriftWolf05 @CosmicView22 these are character references from the (very fun imo) nintendo da game mario and luigi: bowsers inside story

[evee @eveesstuff]

@Dumb_Marketing_ @sleepy_devo @themadxer wow it’s almost like you don’t have to be a leftist or a liberal to dislike trump or think january 6th was wrong

[evee @eveesstuff]

@travelinjeebus @DreamyZackRacin yeah terrorists suck. man… those conservative christians sending children to abusive conversion camps are jackasses too, amirite?

[evee @eveesstuff]

@Hey_ImBrandon @JoegOoog @hihiimriley @cessonmute just as a basic scroll thru ur profile, congrats to ur wife, she somehow got one of the few good ones

[evee @eveesstuff]

@KingKuko22 @CHULLY1010 sweet home alabamaaaaa

[evee @eveesstuff]

@K5_FGC lol where is that k&p clip from

[marina @bloodmajicks]

alcohol makes you human again and weed makes you into a concept