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[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Crocodiles in Indonesia have learned to “pretend to drown” in order to lure humans in to the water to eat them 🤯🐊

[wuf @bong_rot]

He sees you when you're giving
He knows when you have ate
He clocks if you're a flop or slay
So be fierce for goodness sake

[Carmely Sandiego @orangecrushable]

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

[JV🕷️ @vinhlegacy]

if a white person say “I tell u what” u bout to get the best deal ever

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

omg hosting is ass!!!! why do yall use so much damn toilet paper!!!! i didn’t know this was the boobooo convention!!!

[☆ Angelita ☆ @pyschodior]

How I get treated when I’m nice

[toræ loraine. @torae__]

I don’t understand why car insurance isn’t like a retirement fund or a savings account. Like if I never get into an accident I’m literally just giving you thousands for no reason??? I can’t take a little out for a paint job or my check engine light?? I have to wait to get hit???

[(๑´• .̫ •ू`๑) piper @dotor1mukk]

u have to give girls surprises or else they wither up and die . if they don’t get a surprise treat their life force begins to drain

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[milk @milkinhisbag]

i cannot buy oreos anymore they talk to me through the cupboard like the green goblin mask