Keith

[Keith @evenbeard]

@TrinityProtocol Is this associated with https://t.co/H6yMMB8bc9

[Keith @evenbeard]

Got tickets to Star Wars on Friday!!! #TheForceAwakens pretty stoked!

[Keith @evenbeard]

This is great.

[Keith @evenbeard]

Wow. Does anyone work on Monday before thanksgiving? #traderjoes

[Keith @evenbeard]

#Leftovers. FTW!

[Keith @evenbeard]

Shopping for a 3 year old at toys r us. Or shopping for myself. I can't decide.

[Keith @evenbeard]

Just got back from the zoo, and Twitter hiatus

[Scott Marks @bizarchive]

3 tour debuts in a row, five overall this set so far

[James Kam @jamkam017]

My post on Chicago's Harpua, a perfect gag for 2013. http://t.co/lp4Pkz4lGw @TheBabysMouth @YEMblog @Phish_Forum @LawnMemo #phish

[Phish: From The Road @Phish_FTR]

7/3/2013 Bangor, ME - SET ONE: Possum

[Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday]

George gets upset when his favorite songs go from Classic Rock to Oldies on the radio. Kramer makes bathtub FourLoko.

[comedybot @comedybot]

I'm lactose intolerant, so I eat my cereal with a fork. -Mitch Hedberg ☺

[Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday]

Elaine is late to a movie because her new boyfriend (James Wolk) will only get in hybrid cabs. Jerry's new gf cheats at Words With Friends.

[Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday]

Jerry makes a dinner reservation online, but they won't seat him, because he never replied to the confirmation email. Bania gets his table.

[Keith @evenbeard]

Who knew he made neckties? Creeping in on the corporate world. Ha http://t.co/H0D88nBP

[PhishTwit @PhishTwit]

Pristine beaches in Atlantic City #Phish

[comedybot @comedybot]

I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now. -Bill Hicks ☺