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[🦦 @anotherbugfix]

şirketten müthiş item aldım.. kokteyl barımı yakında hizmete açacağım

[ᗩᗪᗴᒪᗴ ⁷ 🎀 | BTS M’ONT TRAHIT @Xiahirus]

Mdrrr ma mère est plus en colère que moi, elle est partie s’embrouiller avec la boulangerie, résultat de l’affaire, j’aurais un nouveau gâteaux gratuit et je récupère mon acompte. J’aime tellement ma mère 🤣🤣

[Sowlène @SowPiano]

Je bossais en tant que paysagiste pour une commune.

Le matin je plante un très beau parterre de tulipes.

Le gars arrive au date avec un bouquet de fleurs superbes. Que des tulipes. Que je reconnais.

Il m’a avoué les avoir volé devant la mairie pour moi, sans savoir mon taff.

[shisho @sheeshisms]

feeling like this on the L train

[Tulip 💐 @cutelipssx]

Once, in high school, I found out a book by a local author was banned in our school district. So I went out and bought it.
After I read it, I made all my friends read it too.

A few weeks later, as a friend was handing my copy back to me, a teacher came up and asked, “what is that book? I’ve noticed you and your friends reading it.”
I said “oh, the school district banned it so we’re reading it to find out why.”
She smiled, “that seems like a very good reason to read a book.”…

[momazos nani :v @missnaninu]

El retrato es una forma de amor

[99% Johnny Graz @jvgraz]

Congratulations to Ed Sheeran on the massive upgrade to the quality of his audience.

[Foncé de Souche 🧑🏿‍💻🧨 @Klunst]

Si je me fais tuer et qu'un journal publie une photo de moi en train de faire un câlin à mon assassin, je vous jure que je ressuscite pour aller massacrer la rédaction

[v! @Vullety]

Every now and then I am reminded that wolverines are actually real animals and not just Huge Jackman

[Emilie Gomis @emiliegomis]

L'histoire se souviendra de LA GRANDEUR DE L'IRLANDE 🇮🇪

[ticklefartmonster9000🍉🚯 @BagOfMilkkkk]

Mamdani wait for me. New York is not too far.

[devin @fartpog]

she lost her children im fucking heartbroken.

[Pedro @Pelloque]

Pelloque ya lo hizo hace 12 años lo siento

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

The MAGA guy who is flipping off the guy wearing a kill your local pedophile shirt really needs to have his computer hard drive looked at.

[𝙎👼🏻 @SZade15]

You have no idea how much respect I have for this person who has systematically archived every piece of evidence from the Gaza genocide.

This is how history refuses to be erased. Thank you for your extraordinary work. ❤️🙏🏼

[disco barbie @annabesss]

delete this before someone’s grandma sees it

[Ju la buche @julabuche]

1 mois que le mec est dans un état végétatif il a du l’EN-CU-LER un grand monsieur j’espère qu’il sera accueilli comme une rockstar en prison, pendant que vous voulez envoyer les p€do au club med

[dane @hollanovluvr]

first ever billboard together with “sex sells” on it, they were so happy😭

[aria | APE @TRAPD88R]

TWO BAD BITCHES AT THE SAME DAMN TIME🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[TØP Updates @TOPUPDATERS]

Twenty One Pilots at the BitterSweet festival tonight gia thruthebluelens on Instagram