shisho

[shisho @sheeshisms]

remembering the time I read a book by a turkish author and loved it so much and then I got to the last 30 pages and she called kurds terrorists for no reason . whats that about

[shisho @sheeshisms]

can we stop making heels in a square toe it’s so heinous

[shisho @sheeshisms]

I see my future and it’s bright

[kip @sergeantsup]

yet again husband and I are having trouble getting stuff done bc we can't stop talking. this is a common problem for us. accidentally staying up too late because our conversation is too interesting, etc

I said "ok let's stop talking for now" and he agreed. minutes later I called out "hey I just got a crazy idea" without thinking. ah shit. he came over to talk with me. we agreed we should stop after this one last thing. I told him about it, and then right away he started on something else. I said no we have to stop. I told him we should try complete silence for 30min to break the cycle. that's where we're at now. TBD if we will survive another 25min of this

[shisho @sheeshisms]

@card3iman I’m saying …

[shisho @sheeshisms]

I require $410 and a cunty shoe

[shisho @sheeshisms]

one time as someone was actively breaking up with me i took the time to suggest he watch sex and the city and then asked if i looked tan

[shisho @sheeshisms]

need her

[shisho @sheeshisms]

I hate that I can recognize the la cabra cardamom bun within .7 seconds

[mitchell fierro @seekingprotein]

being away from home is funny bc you go from eating 1lb ground beef for breakfast to

one cardamom bun

[shisho @sheeshisms]

all the tweets about white moms are true I’m living the dream

[shisho @sheeshisms]

happy wednesday to the empanada man on my block who has seen me leave the house in all manners of disarray

[shisho @sheeshisms]

first year in 4 years there’s not a fuck ass man at my birthday party #REJOICE

[sleve mcdichael @sleve_mcdichael]

every day I make a postcard related to what i did that day, and then I make little stamps and give them to my friends

[shisho @sheeshisms]

well I’m certainly not argentine

[shisho @sheeshisms]

I might be egyptian today

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

too late i have already described myself as the benevolent 7 dots of knowledge genius and you as the ignorant yet curious 3 dot moron

[shisho @sheeshisms]

“just an absolute disaster for the united states” inject it

[shisho @sheeshisms]

mr. veneers found DEAD

[shisho @sheeshisms]

ethpañaaaaaaa