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Sray classy Everdon

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@levthebuilder we shall interrogate the initial results before any planned expansion. #WatchThisSpace

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Trials of new driverless taxi service are to commence between wyke cottage and the plough. The "Buckster" will run on the hour, every hour

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Apologies. The last tweet should've read "unclaimed chilli".

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There's still an unclaimed child leftover from the fete. If it's not claimed by Friday it will be auctioned at the harvest festival.

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#NEWS a big turnout for the fete again!
Would the owner kindly bag it! It's behind the church next to yew tree!

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It's derby day. Don't forget to trim your box.

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#NEWS I've successfully crossed rabbits with smokeless coal, solving the worlds energy crisis in one foul swoop!

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#HEADLINES tits a welcome edition to any garden. Encourage tits into your garden at this time of year by leaving out sunbeds and suncream.

[Mark Jeffery @EverdonBoycs]

@everdontribune Anyone have access to a deerstalker hat? Young Edward want's to attend world book day as Sherlock Holmes.

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NEWS winter cancelled due to budget restrictions

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#News police called after man dressed in a fox costume exposes himself to golfers before defacating in the 18th hole at local course

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Work begins on the allotment fracking site office. Volunteers needed for non violent protest!

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@headlights1 disturbed to hear that his chicken shed is to be the location of second drill rig in Everdon fracking trials.
#Fracking

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Rumours are rife that in search of funds an application for a fracking license has been submitted by @EverdonCC on the Manor Ground.

[Matt Hawkins @MattHawkins2]

@everdontribune Thursday night club?

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Royal baby. No other news apparently!

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It's perfect weather for sitting naked in the privacy of your own garden, melting ice cubes on your bollocks! If your that way inclined.....

[Rob @1BobbyGraves]

Anyone fancy finding a good pub Saturday morning #Lionstour @everdontribune @edwardphelan

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Andy Murray this is how you win the crowd!!!!! #DelPotro

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Our man at the Manor Ground reports more rumblings in the @EverdonCC dressing room & not because of a dodgy tea. Exclusive report to follow.