young onion

I eat pieces of shit like you for fourthmeal

[young onion @evergreen_pet]

My album Jimmy Sp*tify has arrived. https://t.co/VJ46FuGWJA

[young onion @evergreen_pet]

I suppose this means I’ll have to keep this plastic bag away from half the users on this web site 😒

[young onion @evergreen_pet]

I’m addicyed to weed, pussy and fighting 😿

[young onion @evergreen_pet]

I like it in that one movie when that guy says “I feel pretty oh so pretty” lol so good

[young onion @evergreen_pet]

Forgot to put on glasses before reading How to be an Anti-racist and now I’ve become the Antichrist 😢 👿 666

[young onion @evergreen_pet]

My ★★★★★ review of The Matrix on @letterboxd: https://t.co/XtKTN6Zn7m

[young onion @evergreen_pet]

give us the Seattle nba expansion g league team, cowards

[4 News Now @kxly4news]

Spokane Arena sold out tickets for the NCAA tournament faster than any other venue. https://t.co/W4RAGjTIHp

[young onion @evergreen_pet]

Might buy A5 to join this guy’s goon sesh

[young onion @evergreen_pet]

Existence is a shovel
Time is dirt
And I’m Stanley Yelnats

[young onion @evergreen_pet]

Why would a sovereign nation spend money on something like this when they could just fund a genocide instead

[young onion @evergreen_pet]

Super Tuesday? I hardly know her!

[young onion @evergreen_pet]

Unknown voices whispered this to me in my dreams last night

[young onion @evergreen_pet]

One of Biden’s 2024 social media campaign slogans is gonna be “Let Him Cook”

[young onion @evergreen_pet]

Sinning is my guilty pleasure

[young onion @evergreen_pet]

My seasonal depression was so popular it became a permanent menu item 😔

[young onion @evergreen_pet]

This post mostly functions as an Amazon ad

[young onion @evergreen_pet]

Maybe the most embarrassing video ever taken of a grown man

[Danny Haiphong @GeopoliticsDH]

All of this effort to keep sneakers clean while DH Khaled hasn’t said a word or lifted a finger to demand an end to a genocide.

DJ Khaled is a disgrace to Palestine 🇵🇸.

[arvo färt @arvofart]

What’s the bleakest movie you’ve ever seen? Not the scariest, most violent, or most disturbing, but the most overwhelmingly hopeless movie

[young onion @evergreen_pet]

Gesundheit!

[young onion @evergreen_pet]

Mint Mobile huh. Is that the car the superhero Mintman drives? Like fresh breath coming out of the exhaust pipe and shit. Haha 🚙 beep beep

[young onion @evergreen_pet]

I want to get away. I wanna flyyy awaayyy. Yeeeaahh yeeeaaah yeaaaah