Evertide

A man with a collection of 20,000+ macros and memes going back to 2006, and an eagerness to use them.
Most of my stuff is in the Tweets & Replies tab.

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Welcome to the Internet. Please enjoy this introduction that's never stopped being relevant.

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@maddiedobles The final boss and the newbie.

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@ZFrame75 https://t.co/C4kPrOg1CE

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@Derangeddoomer I'm going to need to know how breedable you are.

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By order of the WHAT?

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@Tango21IX

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@Tango21IX

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@CallMeMrCrabs Careful: Tomboy bestie to GF to wife to mom is a dangerously high goal.

Keep it up.

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@Tango21IX Scrooge McDuck: Accept no substitutes.

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What? It told me to. Maybe it gets its jollies from it.

(yeah, based on https://t.co/wuZOIb6xcO )

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"If you give a man a rat"
*shows picture of mouse*
Racist.
Now, if you MAKE a man a rat...that's when things get really fun.

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He really said this?

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@CallMeMrCrabs 👍
(kukuruyo)

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@CallMeMrCrabs :(

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@CallMeMrCrabs Can I pick which one?

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@Kaybearmomma

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@Derangeddoomer I like many shapes, and "wife-shaped" is one of them.

So is "mom-shaped" especially if that's my fault :D

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@Derangeddoomer

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@N64iac