craig wakeling

Agent Provocateur, Pirate and Independance support. (Free the Isle of Wight!)

[craig wakeling @every1noseadave]

@KateTracey12 Dad

[craig wakeling @every1noseadave]

@fesshole As LLP p

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

EXCLUSIVE🚨: Understand Liverpool striker Alexander Isak has questioned why Mohammed Salah can’t be more like Jacob Murphy.

Without Jacob Murphy the £150m striker has failed to score a Premier League or Champions League goal in the opening 2 months of the season.

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

BREAKING🚨⚫️⚪️: Harvey Barnes' goal against Union Saint-Gilloise means he and his father, John, are the first father and son to score for the same team in Champions League history.

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

Nick Woltemade's first Champions League goal moves him above Philipp Lahm, Jamie Carragher and Sunderland Football Club in the UEFA Champions League all-time goalscorers table.

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

EXCLUSIVE 🚨: Newcastle United manager Eddie Howe has challenged Alexander Isak to take a lie detector test. The Swedish striker claims he was promised he could leave the club this summer, a claim the club denies.

If accepted, Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville will administer the test live on Sky Sports this Monday night as part of the Newcastle United V Liverpool coverage.

[Great Britain Basketball @gbbasketball]

PROMOTION SECURED 🇬🇧🤩

The U16W are heading to the Division A European Championship 2025!

#GBbasketball

[craig wakeling @every1noseadave]

@NoContextBrits Sunderland

[Master of Malt @MasterOfMalt]

#WhiskySanta's final Super Wish of the season is a superlative @glenfarclas 50 Year Old decanter, worth £12,000! Be sure to get your wishes in, because one lucky person will have theirs granted this Christmas Eve! 🥃🎅🎄🎁

https://t.co/XnqYL3wu8Y

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

The dream of owning a camper van is always far better than the reality.

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

I wonder if, somewhere, John Terry is practicing using an autocue.

[The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan]

I bumped into Depeche Mode in Tesco and they handed me a small bag of Babybels...

“What are these for?” I asked

“Your own personal cheeses”.

#thursdaymorning

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The way Americans pronounce the name ‘Craig’ should be a crime.

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

Susie's had enough

[craig wakeling @every1noseadave]

@RealBobMortimer You look like Martine McCutcheon!

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

We are absolutely devastated to learn of the passing of Martin Lorimer.

If you’re reading this and you are struggling, please reach out to somebody. You are never alone.

Rest in peace, Martin. Once a Geordie, always a Geordie. 🖤🤍

[craig wakeling @every1noseadave]

@acutechnik @StorkTS Innovative design.