michael byrne 🐀

sometimes vice reporter, software engineer, violinist. there is geometry in the humming of the strings *4e645978

[michael byrne 🐀 @everydayelk]

@falseroxy he probably spends a lot of time practicing in front of the mirror

[michael byrne 🐀 @everydayelk]

@falseroxy so, i just looked at the word mirepoix and was like, i wonder what THAT drug is for

[michael byrne 🐀 @everydayelk]

@old_line_plate happy canadian thanksgiving (sarcastically)

[michael byrne 🐀 @everydayelk]

@falseroxy tbh i'm not sure what a mutual is

[michael byrne 🐀 @everydayelk]

@brandon_weigel so, it's clearly part of the baltimore identity. 90 percent of it is drank in baltimore (a location). yet it's made somewhere else so not really local? that's kind of silly

[michael byrne 🐀 @everydayelk]

@brandon_weigel you're missing my point. your definition of local is made up. like, it doesn't match the dictionary (or experience)

[michael byrne 🐀 @everydayelk]

@sakethkotamraju just popping in to say what the fuck is wrong with you

[michael byrne 🐀 @everydayelk]

@KaleighRogers congrats!

[michael byrne 🐀 @everydayelk]

@falseroxy disgusting, protruding

[michael byrne 🐀 @everydayelk]

@MikeIsaac the second thing is pretty funny

[Jarrett Walker @humantransit]

If there are going to be climate-justified subsidies for owning electric cars, there should be subsidies for not owning cars at all.

[michael byrne 🐀 @everydayelk]

@RickRab the piece you're missing is that grimes also sucks

[michael byrne 🐀 @everydayelk]

@falseroxy non-sexually use your spit on them, pest

[michael byrne 🐀 @everydayelk]

@falseroxy al seroxy?

[michael byrne 🐀 @everydayelk]

@HansonOHaver extremely brutal material. i've watched it twice for some reason

[michael byrne 🐀 @everydayelk]

@falseroxy i'm having brussels sprouts too!

[michael byrne 🐀 @everydayelk]

good to see borowitz is working again i guess

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Trump Watching Movie On iPad During Trial Without Using Headphones

https://t.co/Ny6DjQDSg3

[michael byrne 🐀 @everydayelk]

@milkdrinker np! another recommendation is to drive up lookout mountain from golden. it's quick and very pretty. sometimes you see hang gliders taking off