everydaymath

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Just cheered for Girl Talk, K-OS and The Stills! TD Canada Trust is bringing them to the loudest students! http://TDpumpitup.com

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(Facebook friends) x (.42) = # of friends who will complain about the redesign in their status updates for 3 weeks before getting used to it

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> 3 young white people in a room + an accoustic guitar = guaranteed Wonderwall sing-along

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Venom fights on Spectacular Spider-Man > Spider-Man 3 Venom fights

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Related: (# Facebook updates total ÷ Days account has been on Facebook) x 100 = Percent of a loser you are.

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# Facebook updates about your political cause = Amount I hate you.

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You like Tim and Eric = You are high. There are no variables.

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Your delusions of grandeur = how much you use the walkie-talkie function on your cell phone in public

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(Barenaked Ladies + Drunk Friends) X (Volume of sound system) = Awesome

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(Ability to work retail during the holiday season) = (- 1/2) X (Number of customers whistling along to music playing in store)

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(Hilarity of Robot Chicken sketch) = (- 1/2) X (length of sketch)