tom velle

Tom Velle | video editor + creator
Edits, mashups, and weird internet builds
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@machinegunkelly gonna have to call this one "i'm not an emo girl"

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lol i gotta ask before i finish this, know i wont get an answer, but @machinegunkelly was emo girl influenced by mcr I'm not okay?

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@machinegunkelly gotta clean this whole thing up, the entire track lines up so well.

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@majornelson @shure @beacn awesome! do you use it during gaming at all? adding sm7b to list of things i need once we get re-employed! appreciate the response, trust your opinions a lot

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hey @BarackObama you should go to one of these nba finals games... it'd be fantastic.

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The most dangerous job in the world: playing on a rec league soccer team with zero wins.
One field. One ball. One girl who would rather be anywhere else.
Critics are calling it "a war movie where the enemy is cardio."
Nominated for 9 participation trophies.

The Hurt Soccer.

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hank hill dances with dogs

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brand new sentence: i burnt my fingers with my grilled oreo

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bet you didn't have machine gun kelly x a-ha in the style of hank hill on your 2026 bingo card.

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@BethesdaStudios any rumors on cross-progression?

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@XBOX man i was a year of for the 20 year ones, so i assume im off a year here too, but are you guys gonna be awesome again and send out to long time live members again?

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@therealcliffyb lol youtube was just D3?!D3!?D3!?[politics]D3!?

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@kwelkernbc there was a senate member who recently got their arm tapped while being asked tough questions, they charged that person with assault. ymmv, but just saying.

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@edmundmcmillen you probably can't answer, but any clue if mew is gonna be play anywhere on xbox? still no job to get it, but whenever i do, i'd rather buy this one once for as long as possible instead of like 30 times like isaac 😂

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@WilliamShatner but did you still love the mountain!? I MUST KNOW.

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@HunterBiden I think it's a lot of you stand up for yourself but ALSO fucking OWN what you did. It's a part of you, it's not some random thing you try to hide. It's formed who you're becoming. It's just a late start for the cool shit.

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one of these two things is lying...

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jfc @HunterBiden doing the lords work lol. so fucking glad these are real tweets, hero work.
keep that early 00's attitude up. you're making people look.

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@beager am i gonna get a copyright or takedown from you if i do a cover of urfbownd? [probably lyrically, 'in many styles' possibly]