Vlad

All opinions somebody else's
Computers and stuff

MTS at Parallel Web Systems. Previously Head of Forward Deployed Engineering at Baseten.

[Vlad @everythingmeta]

You guys remember Gas Town by Yegge? 2022 was wild.

[Vlad @everythingmeta]

let's see what kind of audience I have here

[Olivia Moore @omooretweets]

Poetry in 2026

[sysadafterdark @sysadafterdark]

Could use some horsepower right now.

[Vlad @everythingmeta]

@vinidlidoo @p0 we pushed a change so you no longer have to be logged out to get free calls!

[Vlad @everythingmeta]

@vinidlidoo @p0 Thanks! Working on this now, should have something to share shortly.

P.S check DMs.

[Parallel Web Systems @p0]

Parallel Search now leads the @ValsAI Web Search Index, delivering the best mix of quality score, cost, and speed for legal and finance research tasks.

Check out the full report: https://t.co/MoiRHzGgDj

[Sanchit monga @sanchitmonga22]

anyone moving inference off fireworks right now, dm me. up to 50% off bulk on wally if you switch now

[Vlad @everythingmeta]

if you don't hear from me ever again, it's because I read one too many free articles

[Vlad @everythingmeta]

It's way earlier than you think. We're still a small team, and web search infrastructure is growing faster than almost any other vertical in AI.

Frontier research work. Incredible engineers. World class designers. Don't miss out.

[Travers @travers00]

parallel is hiring across every team

- research + mts (search ranking, model training, compute scaling)
- deployed engineers
- design (brand, product, design eng)
- gtm
- marketing
- finance, legal + ops

sf, palo alto, nyc, london. if you want to build the web for its second user, come join us / tag them below

[Vlad @everythingmeta]

ScandalBench 1.1 is going to be something

[Não Intendo @blognaointendo]

É a primeira vez que eu vejo uma música eletrônica analógica

[Vlad @everythingmeta]

@vim_dzl no sha256 either just leaking alpha

[Alex Kaplan @alexkaplan0]

did anyone ever figure out what garry tan built with all those tokens

[OpenRouter @OpenRouter]

What's better than the highest accuracy web-grounded decisions model? How about a week of free requests?

Try Parallel Decisions to get fast structured answers about the live web with probabilities and citations, free for 7 days exclusively for OpenRouter users!

[Travers @travers00]

we sweat the details at parallel, so we decided to do a hand-painted mural downtown

we wanted something that broke the mold from the usual AI billboards - go check it out if you're in soma

[cody @codycollier]

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[Vlad @everythingmeta]

ai infra companies: we have built an incredible product that performs RL on your model traffic to improve performance in real-time, saving you millions. Try it now!
you: i'd like to try it.
ai infra companies: try what?

[Models on OpenRouter @ModelsOnOR]

Parallel Decisions is now on OpenRouter. Parallel Decisions delivers the highest accuracy on web-grounded decisions for System One models like Jev. Get web-grounded answers 13× faster at 1/16 the cost of OpenAI’s GPT Luna with native web search.

Ask questions about the live web and get structured answers with probabilities and citations in under a second.