Evie Hodgson

[Evie Hodgson @eviemayh]

@NoContextBrits Winston

[Evie Hodgson @eviemayh]

@WebhelpUK you haven’t paid me properly since November. I have since left and been trying to get my equipment picked up but no response from any emails, no pick up from phones. Not good enough !

[Jay @idek_tb]

“Aye we gotta check out by 10”

me at 9:51:

[Ronnie O'Sullivan @ronnieo147]

I should’ve been straighter on the black to be fair…

[Joel @PoorlyAgedWho]

the runner up tweet’s still in my drafts.

[Joel @PoorlyAgedWho]

David Tennant David Landlord

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

the gossip girl thanksgiving episode where everyone got exposed while whatcha say by jason derulo is playing, that’s history.

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

“your turn to get on top”

me:

[Dan Troke @dantroke]

@MikePattinson @asda to be fair, Barbour are a genuine contender here..

https://t.co/j2OHaOeCpR

[emfarl @EmFarl]

That poor Downing Street cat has had more foster parents than Tracy beaker

[Evie Hodgson @eviemayh]

@tommy_white111 Aw Tommy so sorry ur feeling that way, I’m here if u wanna shot us a message xx

[Christian @districtlazo]

Shrek in spanish is superior

[Higgybaby @TheHiggybaby]

PARENTS, please check your kids candy this Halloween. I just found the One Ring forged in secret in the fires of Mount Doom, which the Dark Lord Sauron poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

steven i thought you were dead

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

A short story of betrayal:

[bpoplectic @bpoplectic]

@HarleyShah What I want to know is why we are having a Christian ceremony for the funeral, I mean all those years, millions of people saying "God save the Queen" over and over and over.

But he didn't save her in the end, did he?

I think it's disrespectful having God in the ceremony really.

[Rebekah Pierre @RebekahPierre92]

This news won’t make Back to School headlines today, but it ought to be everywhere: Under this gov, a child born on 5th September 2006 can, if taken into care tonight, be placed in a hostel, caravan/barge with no guaranteed adult supervision. And their 15-year classmate, who is