Ev

a strategic hot mess

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@diana_lyons2 LMAO

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@fuck_stevie

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

me: im not jealous

also me: aunt jemima? who the fuck is she

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@diana_lyons2

[vishuddha das @vishuddhadas]

blessed to be anything at all

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❤️ simon & garfunkel ❤️

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(412): I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."

[Ev @eviemons]

sometimes ya just need a fuckin hug ammirite!!!!!!!!! #squeeze #me #till #i️ #BREAK #glassbonespaperskin

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no i will not turn up the heat, that shit is expensive. you MAY however borrow my fur coat when in doors.

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“‘there is literally the most beautiful sunset i️ have ever seen and i️ swear it’s for you.’ You know how many people i say that shit to?”

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@fleetwoodmeg you’re a rare breed lmao

[Ev @eviemons]

i cry at the end of click UNASHAMED https://t.co/TQPFuWRRlH

[𝖒𝖊𝖌🦋 @fleetwoodmeg]

My dad put in the group chat that he cried at the end of Click lmk why my family is fucking cheesy as hell

[Ev @eviemons]

“service dogs get me so worked up....cuz, like, you CAN’T PET THEM”

[Ev @eviemons]

every black keys album hits my soul with perfect frequency