not elise 🍉

why is everyone, like, so dramatic?

[j @grimeywonder1]

american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

[Rich Uncle Pennybags @runclepennybags]

people are still getting scandalized over madonna performances being too sexually explicit. generational run.

[🐟 @crushed_bug]

actually the most beautiful thing i've seen all week

[Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern @DylanDern]

Starring on Love Island USA is a more noble and just cause than being a cop

[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai

[julia @juumelo_]

your honor who gives a fuck lowkey

[not elise 🍉 @evil___e]

@bravooomg Pizza mama does not need saving

[lupe @jellykandy]

Love Island not having any Mexicans is weird cus Mexicans love having 6 options and not committing to any of them

[y2k2006 @lindsayslung]

anna nicole smith at pride festival in west hollywood, 2005

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 WOW.

Trump’s financial disclosure forms reportedly show he bought between $1 MILLION and $5 MILLION in Dell stock earlier this year.

Then THIS WEEK…

the Pentagon awarded Dell a contract worth MORE THAN $9 BILLION.

Read that again slowly.

[not elise 🍉 @evil___e]

called my bf's ex ugly and he argued w me defending her. I let it go (v unlike me) and now that we broke up, he's back to following her on IG and liking all her pics lmfao I shoulda beat his ass

[not elise 🍉 @evil___e]

@xcowboygeniusx I'm the first person to blame a man but their naivety and carelessness absolutely contributed

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

audibly gasped

[not elise 🍉 @evil___e]

@RpsAgainstTrump Clutching your pearls can only get you so far

[not elise 🍉 @evil___e]

@StephenMBlack82 @TheDemocrats @growing_daniel @StephenM I'm not running for office but I do appreciate the support

[not elise 🍉 @evil___e]

@StephenMBlack82 @TheDemocrats @growing_daniel @StephenM Their main sell is being the lesser evil actually. Still stands.

[not elise 🍉 @evil___e]

@salvofortx @TheDemocrats @StephenM It won trump 2 so ya I think you're right