Juan Figueroa

Father | Friend | Cowboys | Mavericks | Dallas | Sneakers | Apple

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@BlackStarCorona @DarlingDiva07 I was told by AppleCare…

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@GJinthebay @PFF I was there. What’s funny is Akers actually got owned that day. He got drowned out by noise and no one could hear who got picked until it was on the screen.

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@TSSKevin @jerryjeudy This tweet aged well

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@dakotaakoch It finally happened

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Someone sign Brittney to a dodgeball contract #BachelorInParadise

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#BachelorVote Christina

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@ChipotleTweets can you include burrito wrapping training or invest in larger tortillas please?
Folks who prefer burritos over bowls will appreciate it. Thank you

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@Tee_sizzle_ you are a Cowboy’s fan and now a player. We fans, may be critical, but have your back. Go dominate #CowboysNation

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@sonicdrivein my cheese stick is empty…😭

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@codygoodwin253 He’s been playing injured too. Let’s see him after the bye week

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@Venmo Juan-Figueroa-142 and I will finally get the road bike I’ve always wanted #VenmoMe

[Venmo @Venmo]

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@benteater Aww shit. I got Borat

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@MackMontague AMD is killing it right now

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@JackBox Sometimes you need a little Saturday morning #jackinthebox

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@lauryn_nohill @hbuckminster your worst nightmare

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Interesting

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The moment that really changed Kanye.

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@marthaa_12 😂 that’s more than my actual sleep

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@ChurchsChicken so I called to inform y’all got my order wrong, and then I can hear the person say “he ordered tenders, but now he wants regular chicken” NO. Just apologize and fix it, I can literally hear you lying over the phone!!!

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@farleymbennett You do realize you could just invite them to your prime membership

[𝐀𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐎’𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧 @ashley_obrien]

All of Bachelor Nation to Peter rn #TheBachelor #TheBachelorABC