My town parish and their diet scares me sometimes it's either
Excess amount of food,
Odd combos with things that are not edible (You CAN'T JUST PUT GLITTERY GLUE, CIGARETTES AND SANDWICH AS A SNACK!!)
or directly, people
PSA:
Stay out of the woods, you will die.
Stay out of the woods, you will die.
Stay out of the woods, you will die.
Stay out of the woods, you will die.
Stay out of the woods, you will die.
Stay Out Of The Woods, You Will Die.
STAY OUT OF THE WOODS, YOU *WILL* DIE.