lil kurly

full-time resident of twitter dot com, part-time resident of anywhere & everywhere else

[lil kurly @evilkurly]

my nightmare blunt rotation? glad you asked.

[K @iiamkrshn]

March 25th 2020: "we don't have to go to school"

March 25th 2026:

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

why would you just confess to the whole internet that you've never woken up next to a woman

[matt @inlanddernpire]

They just created a million Marty Mausers.

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

An anti-war ad from a decade ago is going viral. Because the same wars keep happening-for the same interests, at the same cost, with the same lies

[lil kurly @evilkurly]

vanessa hudgens was canceled for this in 2020

[Alex JER-dun @alexjordanATL]

they're calling it the most reassuring wartime message to the American people of all time

[EllieJellieeee 📸 @EllieJellieeee]

This is a genuine statement…not said in satire from my mother to my sister…IM STRAIGHT UP HOOTIN AND HOLLERIN

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Cricket was the name of the puppy that Kristi Noem murdered.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

scrolling social media happily consuming the cat tweets i've trained the algo to serve me but getting interrupted by the occasional non-cat tweet that says stuff like: "the gov is trying to use AI to build killbots and mass surveil you"

[madeleine✶ @pilatesgirly]

life changing stuff

[Shehan Jeyarajah @ShehanJeyarajah]

Kash Patel:

[AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready]

No I can’t meet you for a drink, I’m busy monitoring this monkey situation.

[peepeepoopoo @DeepDishEnjoyer]

when you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to btw

[av 2 @clairobeatty]

please stop posting that video of baby monkey punch getting attacked by big monkey i’m so upset right now

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

it's time to give that baby monkey a gun

[catarina camargo @cacmrg]

Is the jeremy renner app down for you guys too?

[lil kurly @evilkurly]

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