Evil Monkey Joe

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@DanFriedman81 Time for @elonmusk to step in and save the gaming industry. The XBox name would fit in with his other companies.

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@SandyofCthulhu In Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Sisko's dad is a chef in New Orleans that talks about cooking crayfish. In the South we call them crawfish.

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@elonmusk I would love it if we sent a probe to rendezvous with the car to see the state of it. Good practice run for asteroid mining.

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@iamrobothead Luke also has a T-16 skyhopper that he pops womp rats in beggars canyon with. What does a junk scavenger who can barely afford instant bread fly?

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@XFreeze Vibe/proto coding to optimized api.

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@EricLDaugh It's like a Caravaggio painting.

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@BuzzPatterson The story is as legit as the one about Trump assaulting secret service and attempting to steal the presidential limo.

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@TheCinesthetic The basement scene in Tremors.

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@aakashgupta If you pointed a telescope at a giant mirror 33 million light years away, you could watch the dinosaurs on Earth getting wiped out by an asteroid.

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@Ratanaba_gov He also donated an amazing collection of Alamo artifacts from his personal collection.

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@realBrandonGill "Truman ran a men's clothing store before he became president and dropped two atomic bombs. That's right. We have a haberdasher nuking cities now."

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@MattWalshBlog You can vote and fight in the military at 18, but you can't buy a beer. As a navy officer, you can drive a $13 billion aircraft carrier at 22, but you can't rent a car until 25. Nothing makes sense.

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@Timcast Old netflix with the mail-in dvds was awesome. The limitation gave it value. Now it's a flood of junk.

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@JesseKellyDC He who controls the past controls the future.

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@ianmiles This is the endgame for the Iranian Regime, fleeing so they don't get Gaddafi'd.

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@Houseofyogi Remember when federal income tax was to be temporary and only for the rich? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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@GPrime85 @Timcast Jesus as a 5th dimensional being that is beyond time would explain a lot. Similar to Dr. Manhattan in the Watchmen or the aliens in Arrival. They experience events in their future and past all at once.

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@MauLer93 From a command perspective, if your subordinates are considering mutiny, you are doing something very wrong.

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@GPrime85 @XFreeze Warhammer and Shotel.

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@RobSchneider Pay Pigs.