yo ...i’ve been dead

part-time vampire, Logistician, and amateur time traveler

[yo ...i’ve been dead @evilnshit]

Those demons inside...I can feel them breathing

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

Need some moral support but the m is silent

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

I retweeted you , now what?

[FortWorthPlayboy @FWPlayboy]

Invest in YES girls.
Turn your back on NO girls.

[leah @aalamera]

I’m single, you’re allowed to flirt with me 🫣

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

I’ve assumed the doggy style position on my bed. Where are you.

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

Choke me it’s the only way I learn.

[Coco @Cocotheslvtty]

i love my nipples sucked. don't ask. just take my titty out and put it in your mouth.

[yo ...i’ve been dead @evilnshit]

@turtledumplin ❤️

[yo ...i’ve been dead @evilnshit]

@ash_isawitch ❤️

[yo ...i’ve been dead @evilnshit]

Relax, you grow used to the horror

[FortWorthPlayboy @FWPlayboy]

There are pretty girls EVERYWHERE.
There are FEW Men with their shit together.

[yo ...i’ve been dead @evilnshit]

Wake up every morning with everything you've always dreamed of --and feel completely empty

[yo ...i’ve been dead @evilnshit]

Wake up every morning with everything you've always dreamed of --and feel completely empty

[Rasta Kitty @RastaKittytwo]

nothing kills you like your mind

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

Not now motherfucker, I’m doing my kegels.

[ashley noelle @ash_isawitch]

Approximately every 45 seconds a witch dies from the lack of having a man to sacrifice.

[Cutie McFly @cutiemcfly007]

There is a candle scent called "Cocaine and Buttholes". But I don't think cocaine has a smell. So its got to be mainly butthole.

[yo ...i’ve been dead @evilnshit]

@305miami6924 there definitely are--but they get shit on by woman looking for good men lol

[B🎱$$ Lady @305miami6924]

Imagine having so much

And still feeling so sad.