scott r johnston

Burlesquer, Comic-Booker, Filmmaker, Puppeteer, Trekker

[scott r johnston @evilolivestudio]

I'm not even supposed to BE HERE today!

[scott r johnston @evilolivestudio]

@treknews "how KHAN a star trek band find a way to KHANvince Andrew Robinson to sing a ditty while at Star Trek Las Vegas 2023?" https://t.co/JWkT1jq2aV

[scott r johnston @evilolivestudio]

What would the christian conservatives do if Drag Queen Story Time ONLY used tales from the Bible? Would the tales of war, incest, murder and genocide IN FRONT OF CHILDREN get that book banned? asking for nobody because it's absurd. Let it go.

[scott r johnston @evilolivestudio]

@HeerJeet "Once you hold the moral low-ground - start digging a ditch"

[scott r johnston @evilolivestudio]

@Acyn ugh. MTG the ultimate gaslighter. "the fragility is strong in this one - which unironically makes her weak."

[scott r johnston @evilolivestudio]

@Jim_Jordan go check on your students that felt safe, and were not - and reflect on why we don't trust you. View you as a hypocrite and will be watching your proteges devour you politically. Then go be a Fox anchor.

[scott r johnston @evilolivestudio]

They don't want to 'Make America Great' they want to reMake America into a less accepting, less tolerant, less charitable state for folks who share their values. Folks who share their skin-tone, and hate.

[scott r johnston @evilolivestudio]

@atrupar @davidcicilline "Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel." - Samuel Johnson

[scott r johnston @evilolivestudio]

@BarstoolPhilly ugh. you can see my city's urge for self-destruction from this picture!

[scott r johnston @evilolivestudio]

@Jim_Jordan @kayleighmcenany it was 301 days in dates. you don't mind looking like a boob, is that it? Does your base enjoy that? probably don't care. "get dem Libs!"

[scott r johnston @evilolivestudio]

@AdamKinzinger she is kinda a clown. but not like a rodeo-clown. They save lives.

[scott r johnston @evilolivestudio]

@JamesHa43775526 i dabbled. i danced. i dared. i be'd it, not just dreamed it.

[scott r johnston @evilolivestudio]

"when you need an antidote for ChristmasTime - we at the House of Scotchula have your preferred poison." premiering Dec. 21st.

[scott r johnston @evilolivestudio]

@MarkHamill @amyschumer fuggin ON POINT!

[scott r johnston @evilolivestudio]

its the final weekend to swing by The NIGHTMARE Before Tinsel in Philadelphia! Haunted Galleries! Sweet Cocktails! Rotating Drafts! and of course Artifacts of TRUE CRIME! all designed to tickle your terrorzones.

[scott r johnston @evilolivestudio]

@levarburton engage!

[scott r johnston @evilolivestudio]

@queer_swiftie https://t.co/xXD6FWARZo

[scott r johnston @evilolivestudio]

It seems we are living in the era when Science-Fiction is becoming reality. Sadly it is 'Silent-Running, Soylent Green meets Handmaid's Tale'.

[scott r johnston @evilolivestudio]

okay - going over the full list of 45's 'names', some great ones have been omitted... #hewhoshallnotbenamed : CharlaTanned, Donald Ducked, The Great Race-ist, Sorryman, the White. Sore-One the pee-ternal. Oh i could go one...

[scott r johnston @evilolivestudio]

@RobSchneider try funnier.