Donald “Manos de Piedra” Shrute

Truth is like poetry. And most people hate poetry.

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Before my rescue goldfish Gerald passed away (please get vaccinated!), I promised him I would get my account to 25,000 followers. I’m only 24,778 short. Let’s do this. Not for me, but for Gerald.

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I’m out.

It’s been mildly enjoyable.

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@waltermasterson Where’s Hawk Tuah?

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@MacFarlaneNews @Hoover5454 There won’t be confirmation hearings.

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@DrazenZlovaric @zvonimir_ivisic @RazorbackMBB He wasn’t sick?

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Attorney General Matt Gaetz

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@TheGoodShep45 @WBTV_News

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@CBSNews

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What the hell is a Kanipple? #UKvsDuke

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@msleen1970 Huge victory 🙄

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Does Duke intentionally recruit the most unlikable players or do they become assholes once they put on that shitty shade of blue? #UKvsDuke

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@jimsciutto Then follow the agreement.

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@michelle_byoung Howard and Robin!

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@JustynTyme_ @BNODesk He’ll ride the wave of a decent economy left to him just like last time. After that, things will be chaotic because that is what he is comfortable with. There’s always a scapegoat. And he will find one.

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@JustynTyme_ @BNODesk Like a dog chasing a car. You caught it. Now what?

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@WCCBCharlotte

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Dad- Thank you for your service. Although we never met, everyone said you were a compassionate and caring soldier. RIP.

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@grantpaulsen Almost

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@ChaseDaniel Frontal lobe

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@Brooklynape @frankiefronts I don’t know them by name, but they average 3 million viewers per week.

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@trevordorn This is why we lost the election