evilshenyuan 🐉

There is a good amount of wank here, so be warned. Pedantic. MXTX fan. no cql!! JC unfriendly. 21+ only. FUB free

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Meta Master Thread

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karkat fantasizing of a traditional troll romance, and then ending up with dave is so funny... he def feels like a dirty pervert as they switch between black and red banter

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for all his insecurity, he is the kind of hero Dirk has always dreamed about being

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You ever think abt Dave Strider walking around with the knowledge that he might be in a doomed timeline, and will have to go back in time and get killed by himself. What the actual fuck

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Narrative: this is a dark, twisted, even INSANE story, even the humour hides something cruel and sinister... Everyone is doomed, heroes and villains alike
John Egbert: no thanks :)

[evilshenyuan 🐉 @evilsqq]

Sorry, but homestuck beta kids are so superior... The alpha kids are all show, no action.

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Also, the alpha kids don't have John Egbert... If you don't have John Egbert, what's even the point. Literally the soul of the story, I'm sorry homestuck fans

[Prisoner of hormones @sourpyuss]

Dave lowkei isn’t even a xenophile like karkat is the most troll he can handle until he starts getting scared . Karkat is the xeno freak who thinks human cock feels better than bulge even though nooks aren’t built for them and would rather be humped than be grinded trollstyle

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remember when I said the trolls are irrelevant except as love interests, and that their arc should be cut from the novel... I was so right

[evilshenyuan 🐉 @evilsqq]

Thinking abt homestuck again recently for some reason

[콩빵(허위매물) @kongbbang_D]

아쉬운대로 나눠서도 올려봅니더🥹💦💦

[evilshenyuan 🐉 @evilsqq]

@mercyxielian literally... We already have Binghe...

[evilshenyuan 🐉 @evilsqq]

It is so difficult to explain how much this tweet has ruined me

[madoka magicock @rifflexielian]

why are there so many cinderella remakes we already have binghe

[evilshenyuan 🐉 @evilsqq]

@glowinadark I think it is just that MXTX is writing subtle characters, so people think they're deep for picking up on what is less obvious (LWJ as controlling, or HC as artistic)

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If your Lan Wangji isn't an idle rich second son of a wealthy family, I don't want it. The only reason LWJ should have a job and work hard on it is bc he wants to, not bc he has to

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@blackbestboy also, I think their living status isn't confirmed, necessarily, I think they might be dividing their time somewhat, bc both LWJ and WWX enjoy teaching kids, and they get this easily at Cloud Recesses

[evilshenyuan 🐉 @evilsqq]

white savior complex Lan Wangji... I'm right

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@blackbestboy oh, I actually think Lan Wangji having white saviour tendencies is actually not so bad, LMAO. But, ur right abt the rest of it, he is def not perfect and very lucky to get a second chance

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@SageOfTheEast9 eat soya, work out, and train handstands, LMAO

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I need to start Lan Wangji maxxing again