CJ

gods least fav bisexual 🇨🇦

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

went to the doctor for a check up and he called my penis nonsensical and my balls avant-garde

[yuri!!! and its the star with confetti behind @yuriiiiButAStar]

petplay but im a horse and i just sort of die for some reason

[Lazy Nick @LazyNick5]

@UnderTale preface that. #gasterbootyfootage

[CJ @evilterriblebad]

happy pride when i was 15 i came out to my mom as bisexual and she responded by also coming out as bisexual

[CJ @evilterriblebad]

survived back to back 15 hour shifts

[lewis @uraniumeater02]

using the urinal with my entire butt out just to feel something

[cory @coolmathgame_]

dentist after examining my teeth: [frowning] i don’t like this [taking his tools out of my mouth] i don’t like teeth anymore

[CJ @evilterriblebad]

THIS IS REAL AS FUCK

[anna 🪿🗡️ @annaforafilm]

cameron winter is not real wtf is going on with him

[josh @y0cuando]

Pronouncing oatmeal like Montreal

[MazinGirl🍀 @SpaceCowBuck]

#canada

[minerva @minerva_moth]

i love you line 2!!

[Marcelame @_Marcelame]

I FOUND IT

[CJ @evilterriblebad]

forgot to mention im in the woods still. is this indie tiktok male microinfluencer of me . am i a good sad boy now . can i go home

[CJ @evilterriblebad]

taking a shit listening to bjork on my ipod i think this is what she would want

[CJ @evilterriblebad]

had an unpaid training shift and it was exhausting but fun so ill probably love my job once i start getting paid #employed

[CJ @evilterriblebad]

carhartt sponsor me

[CJ @evilterriblebad]

did yard work for 30 minutes my dad isnt allowed to call me a pansy anymore im basically blue collar #joke

[CJ @evilterriblebad]

my first week is just going to be dicking around and doing yard work for my grandparents. But then i can work an actual job and coming here will be worth it

[CJ @evilterriblebad]

you are not a real animal bro