fuck i miss going to the club and smacking men in the back of the head and watching them turn around and yell at the closest other man and id just keep dancing
i miss the kirk
i miss the kirk
i miss the kirk
i miss the kirk
i miss the kirks we had
i remember it all
i never said that i was kirk
i remember it all
jacking off with a pussy is so weird sometimes i finish in under two minutes and other times i must hold my vibrator at a 63 degree angle and the wind must be blowing from the northeast and it has to be the second tuesday of the month but only when mercury is in retrograde