michelle

chronically silly MDNI ❤️

[fortnite big boss @fortnitebigboss]

The Boys wasn't satire enough

[domingos vota 13 🇵🇸🇨🇺🇰🇵 @NotDomingos]

“se eu ganhasse o anel dos lanternas verdes eu seria do bem e protegeria a todos”

eu em Israel segundos depois cumprindo com a minha promessa:

[JukoDuko (COMMS CLOSED) 🦒🦒🦒 @Jukobut3]

this is the funniest charlie kirk joke ever

[World's Dopest Honkey @WeldinMF]

Wife: Did you hear that noise?

Me remembering the Dr. Pepper I put in the freezer to cool down real fast 6 hours ago

[Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes]

This is the musical equivalent of watching lightning get bottled

[bird of the day @birdsoftoday]

made a second account for posting herps :)

[Kafka, Esq. 🧌 @metalgearobama]

*gritting my teeth* that’s absolutely right, Aaron Rodgers

[full metal dingus @fullmetalferret]

DO NOT GET PREGNANT TONIGHT. HE IS LOOKING FOR A VESSEL.

[angel ₍^. .^₎⟆ @dollygirlxox]

my ego says a remote controlled vibrator would have little to no effect on me if i needed to lock in

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Mitch McConnell's work chair from home.

[Wyn 🌸 @Wynorrific]

Everyone calling them "freaky chinese lesbians" but to me, they're just people. Just a glimpse into how freaky, chinese, and lesbian my mind is

[Benjamin Glickenhaus @benglickenhaus]

wife guys everywhere weeping tears of joy

[Gay + Night @Neil_McNeil]

Hunter Biden for absolutely no reason this morning

[Shockwave @Shockussy]

This is something you had to witness on day one without any spoilers 😭

[A ✨(NSFW) @hanebarns]

She keeps you tied up after she finishes and sets up a move for yall to watch until she get hot and bothered and needs her toy (me) again

[chinapoet @ideafucker]

they forced rowley to eat the moldy cheese that’s why i keep a blade on me