evangeline

mars as a girl

[˗ˏˋ ꒰ 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 ꒱ ˎˊ˗ @Princesspoppyl1]

dude

[Average Undertaker Enjoyer @itsmerfornothin]

Oh, really? You’d let it slide? As opposed to…what? Forcing yourself on her?

[FlaminGingerbread @SwagPogGamer]

bro I completely forgot about the voting video that shit genuinely made me sad 😭happy gangle is at peace now

[zesty zio @ziosaaa]

Is it not HRs job to do that during onboarding?

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

No, your phone should not be able to recognize your genitalia and dictate who you can send adult photos to. That is a bridge too far.

[deejus @djongulous_j]

full video essay about this ending in july but its still crazy to me that this is basically jax's backstory

[clare @clare_stagg]

lol @ the state trooper who just pulled me over downtown and tried to tell me he could issue me a citation because he saw me give an unhoused man $3 at a red light. I asked what law I'd violated

"uhh well I'm just giving a warning this time"

yeah that's what I figured.

[loloshua 🐯 @loloshua]

Death screen in videogames depending on the area

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

I miss when kids had their own corner of the internet and adults weren’t part of it

[mj // funbun u will always be famous @aratakaswife]

holy shit i just realized shes the only one left that knows what jax did. gangle and zooble joined after she had already made the promise and kinger is kinger

that must have felt so isolating. she's stronger than the fucking marines

[Buckweet 🦅 @UncleBuckbroken]

I would be skipping for joy at that lawsuit money and take a 3 hour break every day until they fire me, why is everybody upset

[ModernGurlz @ModernGurlzz]

using fashion history to detect AI

[Clea's Advocatessa @Clealxth]

Oh my beautiful black mystics.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

We’re spending billions figuring out how to cool our cities while cutting down the technology that’s been doing it for free for millions of years

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

We're about to find out what real sanctions look like

[LuminOz @LuminOz_Real]

she 100% just made that shit up off the bat

[Heidi N. Moore @moorehn]

I think I see his problem. It's a mismatch of expectations. He's still looking at women as if he is his pre-looksmaxxed self. So he keeps approaching wholesome, natural long-haired brunettes with a "girl next door" look.

But those girls want wholesome guys.

He has to go find his female equivalent, a pilates-and-matcha influencer with lash extensions and lip filler.

[𝕋𝕚𝕡𝕤𝕪 𝔽𝕠𝕣 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℕ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 @Erik_Kanee]

Kelly ended

[MC43 (Tomorrowland Space Couple deserves respect) @MidCentury43]

this shit is why I hated when Disney did this. God forbid a woman keep her 50s victory roll updo in the 21st century

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

What a shithole country. Put your hand in water, get arrested. Rape kids, become president.