@Matthieu

Engineering👷🏽. Data. Manchester United

[Ochuko @DavidAmhewroro]

it is an unwritten rule of life that after every prolonged period of hardship and uncertainty, there is going to be a period when you are going to achieve quantum leaps across multiple areas of your life. the only requirement is that you do not give up on yourself.

[inhuman resources @inhumandept_vp]

Our employees have been begging us to try a four-day workweek.

I'm open-minded, so we ran a pilot.

Monday through Thursday.

Same salary.

Same workload.

Productivity actually increased.

People were happier.

Turnover dropped.

It was one of the most successful HR experiments we've ever conducted.

So naturally we ended it.

If they can get five days of work done in four days, imagine how much they can get done in five.

[R @rjb_1998]

Can't believe ikea waited 13 steps to let me know I needed a wife

[Eric Lécuyer @eric_lecuyer_]

Après deux heures à regarder le lac, j'ai réalisé que c'était la clôture du voisin

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Look at the way you're struggling to pay house rent when you have a mansion in heaven.
Why not go home?

[sean @Haurmeya]

I’m like three tax brackets too poor for this joke

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

You called…

[Khan 🧢 🌟 @Khanstilldayy]

"I can’t wait to start working so I can help my family."

Me with my first paycheck:

[Red Marrow (Meds) @RedMarrow_]

I bet he creates Utd lineups and labels them as 'Xi's XI'

[Ronan Murphy @swearimnotpaul]

Wolverhampton Wanderers

[omoge. @KhloeUmoh]

Everyday you’re closer to being ordinary than to being spectacular and that’s why you must rage against the dying of the light daily. You must not spare even a moment being mediocre. You must pursue excellence.

[Udokamma's Beiby💕 Has Her PVC @flyingbeso]

Reading this might make you wonder: Should I stop eating out, go vegetarian, or invest in an air fryer? You might even find yourself rushing home to tell your mom." Read “Is Our Cuisine Killing Us?” The Hidden Link Between Nigerian Food and Cancer“ by me on Medium: https://t.co/tpdDxrDZ7g

[IKENNA @kena_ewuru]

Lmao women think you are doing silent treatment with them when you are busy enjoying the peace and quiet that comes with her absence.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

What women want has zero basis on my life

[Naval @naval]

No one can compete with you on being you.

Most of life is a search for who and what needs you the most.

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

If you’re planning to get a post graduate degree next year, either on your own or with a scholarship…

The time to start the process is now.

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

This, and using brakes.

You either open the car while it's speeding and put your leg on the floor to stop it, or you ram it into a brick wall like a real man.

[VEE. @veeiye]

I pray you can leave this country at least once to see that nothing about your current living condition is normal.

[Moyosoreoluwa @moyoscooooo]

I need a rich 9-5 person to explain how they became rich

How they handled their bills and still had savings to do other things in life

I need a rich 9-5 worker podcast please, everything is becoming blurry over here and I need motivation 😭

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I've come to the conclusion that:

If you're an actual smart person - to find love and stay in love, you need to consciously relegate rational thinking.

Love thrives at the highest frequency of compromise and sacrifice -

at that frequency, logic cannot ALWAYS mutually coexist.