Evonne

Accountant💰 TAMUC🦁 ΔΣΘ🐘

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

The amount of recycled content across apps is wild. Omg. You can literally read a tweet then a thread then somebody gone recite the shit on TikTok and Instagram

[Goddess Akasha @RoxysStaxk]

megan thee stallion is one of the greatest rappers of her generation. argue with ya mama.

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

Also, please bring back calling people, self-centered, conceited, selfish, rude, egocentric, self-absorbed, uncaring, etc. Everyone isn’t narcissistic.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If an adult told you they still believed in Santa Claus, you’d call them delusional.
Yet billions believe in an invisible man who watches their every move, answers prayers, and judges them for eternity and society treats it as perfectly normal.

[museofthesun @solarystix]

I like to befriend women who used to argue with they daddy growing up or fought back against him. Just like me! You fear nothing in this life once you’ve done that.

[Evonne @evonneee_]

I’m sorry she is a kiiiiii

Like I’m cracking up!

[She’s Fishy ➐ @ShesFishy]

Fans think Trim may have shaded Ice Spice after going live and saying, “Don’t get no tattoos. Don’t even mark it on your body, cause you’re not the princess.” 😩

Ice Spice recently got “Princess” tattooed on her hand. 👀

[Yeehaw Enthusiast 𐚁 @Ariesstann]

I like everything Meg put out, sorry she can do no wrong lmaoo some aren’t my faves but her voice just butter on everything to me lmaoo

[Evonne @evonneee_]

OMFGGGG

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Peabo Bryson, the voice behind “Beauty and the Beast” and “A Whole New World,” has passed away at 75.

[𝕻𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖇𝖔𝖎🖤 @ManiC2013]

🏳️‍🌈ITS PRIDE MONTH BITCHES🏳️‍🌈

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Learning how to drive is one of those things you’re really better off doing when you’re a teenager and your brain isn’t fully developed and you’re a little more fearless bc if I had to learn as a grown ass adult I’d be petrified.

[B1. @chicagoBRIZ]

Klay ain’t know what to do with a woman like this fr

[Evonne @evonneee_]

It’s just ugly as hell in there. The vibes are bad.

Who wants to look at purple and yellow??

[Dangerously Dialed In @FitWealthyU]

Unpopular fact: Planet Fitness has everything that 99% of people need to get into the best shape of their life.

Stop the “It’s not a real gym” cope.

[Evonne @evonneee_]

@LashaeAsh I literally don’t care what she does. I just wanna watch her do it

[Sadé 🗽 @_munchkinn]

Them home workouts be feeling like you in hell lmao

[simple boi: mabele & amabele @Queen_Finxa]

If you’re my friend
And you are a mother
This is for you…

YA POOM POOM BRING LIFE!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Your chances of being able bodied your entire life are slim to none. It is always in your best interest to advocate for a more accessible world.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Using Microsoft Word.

*Moves an image 1 mm to the left.*

All text and images shift. 5 new pages appear. In the distance, sirens.

[Evonne @evonneee_]

And IF it is classified as a pandemic there is no way ppp loans are happening again. y’all are delusional and greedy. People literally died.

[see u in hell💋 @HOTGYALJEN]

people who r excited for a potential lockdown r so weird 2 me. why would u wanna experience that shit again? the lockdown genuinely changed how humans interact wit one another & themselves.

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Life has really become a joke. Gas is $5.30 . It costs 1500 dollars to live in the hood . daycare is 1500 dollars a month. People asking you to make 3x the rent don’t make 3x the rent. Men hate women. Women hating men. Food is so expensive we have become exhausted with trying to find something to eat everyday. Schools ain’t safe. Kids bad af. Give people grace because life is really fuckin us.