evonni martinez

*trying not to be a TOTAL asshole since 2001 🤘🏽

[aru @pologt3435]

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy
Lowkey she’s next

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Walking past your sibling after snitching on them to your mom

[Kimhood @Kimhoodhr]

When you're with your bro that loves braking late when driving

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me at work wondering how some of these mfs even got hired

[Jovy @chimajovita]

One day you're young and the next your eyelid is twitching because of stress

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

Me trying to sleep when I can't breathe through my nostrils

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When y'all on your first date and the waiter says "two days in a row huh"

[Ben @Spar_tacuss]

“let me scroll through twitter for 10 mins “

me 5 hours later:

[Olaskiee @Olaskiee]

Me after finally being outside when I’ve been an introvert since God knows when

[Hello It's me. @patri_k__]

io dopo essermi dimenticato il tuo nome 0.4 sec dopo la stretta di mano

[daniel @danieldvnn]

Card just declined on a $2.53 purchase and it made the loud error sound

[Memes UNA @memes_una]

Cuando salgo del examen y escucho las respuestas de los demás

[eden @museofdreams13]

just now finding out from breaking news that the horrifying storm i drove through to get ice cream yesterday was actually a tornado..

[Wilfrid💫🇸🇳🇻🇦 @WILFRID667]

Quand j'ai juste envie de remettre mes écouteurs mais la personne ne veut pas s'arrêter de parler.

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

Adulting is being excited to just go home and go to bed

[Rubén @rvbenbc]

Cuando la puerta pone tirar y empujo

[2HNDSUM @2HNDSUM]

me in the mirror after having a breakdown

[piña sin pizza @skereunpesado]

lo primero que pienso cada vez que tengo el mínimo problema

[🧘🏾‍♂️🧘🏾 @gtagmemes]

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