Jordan Evans

Team Ontario 15's and 7's Rugby | Gryphon Rugby

[Jordan Evans @evs21_]

https://t.co/MFvD9S4RnH sheesh sheesh sheesh

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Yes. You’re a disappointment to your parents, but look at the bright side, you’re not the one who gave birth to an unloveable fuck up, they are.

Eat arbys

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Did I die? Whatever. it was pretty much the same, honestly. I can tell you this: there are no Arby's in heaven because there is no heaven. But there are many Arby's in hell, for this, my friends, is hell.

Please continue to enjoy Arby's

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

It’s the weekend. Time to party. Sure, you probably don’t NEED to start snorting lines of dirty speed all alone this early, but it’s not like you’re doing anything else or like anyone will care if you die.

Eat Arby’s

[Pretty Money @Pretty_Mxney]

Gucci is fuckin wildn Lmmfaooooooo

[wint @dril]

completing my "Dip Shit" look by donning a humongous bib with a picture of a sailboat on it

[KB @kbnoswag]

My dumbass doctor prescribed me Vyvanse because he said it would help me focus better in class but it just makes me come up with oddly specific and extremely detailed 280 character tweets instead

[Bruno Mars @BrunoMars]

If you don’t know, I’m afraid you’ll never know. Good luck Kyle. I Wish you all the best. https://t.co/BoBlvSt92X

[Jordan Evans @evs21_]

what upsets teenagers

[Ben Popovich @ben_popovich]

Never thought this day would come... The OG of budget beers “the 4loko” has been discontinued in Ontario. R.I.P to an absolute legend. Here’s to all those nights we don’t remember ♥️♥️♥️
- ‘4 loko’ (2005-2018) #lokomafia

[wint @dril]

my friend the only crypto currency you wanna get your hands on is this: bird seed. There is a lot of birds and they all gotta eat

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

hey guys, i know a lot of you guys were expecting a project today, it won't be dropping for a little while. I'm sorry to let you down, but i need to make sure this album is perfect for you. I'm gonna keep working my ass off and make the best fucking album ever. i love ya. 💕🍻

[wint @dril]

theres pills on amazon that make your loads bigger but the guys in the 1-star reviews say they give u diarrhea. dont know whats real anymore

[wint @dril]

in order to alleviate the stress of having to witness sub par content on my feed, several of my followers have suggested that i try "Heroin"

[wint @dril]

I`ll not be watching the halloween themed episodes of "Wheel of Fortune", as I dont find them scary even a little bit. Please and thank you.