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[wint @dril]

Bad news folks! i waited in line for 16 hours to see the queen. But by the time i got there she was fuckin DEAD!!!!!!

[J @julestrainman]

on the W train

[e @ewalits]

Normally I WOULD judge a person for this based on their answer but the primaries is not the time???

[e @ewalits]

Oh my fucking god they just asked the gubernatorial candidates if they believe in ghosts

[Je suis Fatty-Gay @JustCall_MeJo]

Doctors will say "I'm not going to treat you bc you're fat" then be like "fat people are more unhealthy & die earlier" & refuse to see the correlation.

[Himbe, First Son of Long Island 🇵🇰 @TheTajNihal]

God bless my father, who went and got these hand painted in Karachi, Pakistan

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

my boss was like “people working from home are just pretending to work” and it’s like, dude, what do you think i’m doing in the office?

[collagen machine broke @chronicallybeee]

..no, it hasn’t, y’all have trouble smelling shit because of COVID

[the vibe formerly known as jules @echotrx]

This is an Elden Ring Enemy NPC

[e @ewalits]

GRANDPA???

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

found these pics of my grandpa in the 80s he was such a vibe

[The 1975 @the1975]

Your new album. Your new era. Your old friends.
The 1975
https://t.co/Tk3FMU5HLb

[e @ewalits]

Some nights I think I’m not gonna play Elden Ring and then I see a screenshot or something on here and I play it

[Millie Payne @_milliepayne]

Out of all the #loveisland content I have scrolled through for work, this is by far the best thing I have stumbled across.

[regular gem @Choplogik]

the hardest diss in the game was published circa 1744 and has yet to be topped

[Infectious Diseases @InfectiousDz]

Monkeypox, metropolitan areas:

- London, GB: 9 confirmed
- Lisbon, Portugal: 14 confirmed, 6 suspected
- Madrid, Spain: 23+ suspected (1 ex-Canary Islands)
- Quebec, Canada: 13 suspected
- Boston, MA, USA: 1 confirmed
- Stockholm, Sweden: 1 confirmed
- Rome, Italy: 1 identified

[meghan @deloisivete]

A cooking competition where contestants make whatever they want but my husband wanders around the kitchen and stands in front of the drawer they need

[e @ewalits]

@LaniDotTech Feel better ❤️❤️

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

credit to redditor u/maenefa

[jeremy @wisewordswithjp]

oui oui yesterday i had little croissant and too much coffee and so i had a … how you say … panique attaque