At a party
A dude: yo you wanna hit the pen
Me: ah no my man I haven’t written cursive in forever haha
Dude:
Me: u know what fuck it yea haha u got any paper??
Okay so I work at Be Our Guest ( A Beauty and the Beast themed restaurant ) today a little girl asked what I was before I became human (like in the movie) and I said a coffee cup. AND THIS GIRL SAID, U LOOK MORE LIKE A STRAW.
[1st night of a boyfriend sleeping over]
Me: I sleep with a sound machine, that ok?
Him: ya that's fine!
*I reach over & hit a button. The part in Hey Ya where he repeats "alright alright alright alright" starts to play on a loop*
Me *snuggles covers up to chin*: night babe