claire kelly

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[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

sorry humpback whale 85 life isn’t always fucking fair

[s🪩phia @stunningham_]

ohio voters this november:

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

(i get kidnapped and thrown in the back of a car but we drive past some horses)
me, pointing: hrmphses

[whalefact @awhalefact]

there are literally zero transphobic whales, probably because whales are not weird little pieces of human garbage

[whalefact @awhalefact]

he is practicing

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

Every day around midnight, I'm shocked to find out it's only 6pm

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

mail

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

“what would the founding fathers have to say abou-” you mean the guys with the leeches? any other medical decisions you wanna run by the leech guys

[Nathan Monk @fathernathan]

The same folks saying, “don’t have sex and you won’t get pregnant,” believe in a religion based upon the idea that a woman didn’t have sex and got pregnant.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

The same SCOTUS that said yesterday that states don’t have the ability to regulate guns today gave states the power to regulate women’s bodies.

[trash jones @jzux]

if i saw ET riding a bike in my neighborhood i would hit him with my car

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

Say that again, but slowly.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

If banning abortion "stops abortions," let's ban guns and stop gun violence.

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

How many of the women rallying against overturning Roe are over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to a lonely microwave dinner with their cats, and no bumble matches?