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[Citizen McPenguin @[email protected] yay @ewe2]

Dear ALP supporters of Twitter, please do not think you are winning the internet by screaming at the teals and making deceptive tweets about them. You are just welding them into a more potent political force in the parliament by providing them with a common enemy. #auspol

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@charlesraustin bugs bunny is making fun of Jersey accents so I guess CCR is punching down too

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@halbritz "hey you're that balloon guy, aintcha"

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@emmabuggles @LeukaemiaAus Heh, qed. Says everything about his actual motivations doesn't it. Interesting choice of pictures for the stories, the Age has gone with the "oh shit they found the nazi photos!" look haha.

[Buggles @emmabuggles]

TIL I'm 6 months older than Dom Perrottet 😱
My 21st was also a dress up party, however I dressed up as Rapunzel, shaved my head and raised $700 for
@LeukaemiaAus. There were no n*** costumes to be seen. Don't be fooled by people saying it was "a different time".

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@BrentHodgson none so blind as did nazi

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You can now say of Perrottet that he did nazi

[Doc Evatt @DocEvatt]

Daniel Andrews confirms there will be no state funeral for Dominic Perrottet's career.

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@Wtfhashappned @fuckyouiquit at least they're admitting the money is never enough to to put up with the bs.

[Vince Mancini @VinceMancini]

@MegaDarren @rajandelman Throw a vert ramp out there dude, let’s see who really shreds

[Julian Gough @juliangough]

Hmmm. I just had a bizarre experience, involving a global news organisation and a trillion dollar corporation. (I got caught in the middle, so... owch.)
It’s not the sort of experience the people involved usually talk about in public… so I think I’ll talk about it in public.
🧵

[Brent Sonnek-Schmelz 🚢 @sonnekschmelz]

@juliangough this is why I like being a lawyer. when I am threatened by the legal system my response is the opposite of other lawyers. “Bring the noise. I have all the time in the world. I will waste millions of your money and spend zero of mine” I get to turn litigation threat around.

[Julian Gough @juliangough]

And that is a BEAUTIFUL example of exactly what I talked about in the suppressed piece I wrote about Microsoft and Minecraft. Things are now structured so that corporations (and billionaires) keep all the money generated by the work of writers and artists.

[Julian Gough @juliangough]

Here’s the original 10,000 word piece that tells the whole story.

https://t.co/prS6sTb7pf

[Citizen McPenguin @[email protected] yay @ewe2]

@broderick nice try, but im not buying your blog just to read another take on elon i could write myself.

[Steve Smith @av8steve]

@xJonNYC Prediction… This will not fix the problem 🙄.

[Stephen Moreland @stephenmore1and]

@prestontowers Have you watched In Bruges? It can be broadly seen as a Christmas movie. Sensational. On Netflix.

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@MattFulton yeah it's a classic one. i like to imagine the "oh!" 's in a jersey accent lol

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@VeronicaFoale this sounds exactly what Mirk would do if she could

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@TheIPA @SkyNewsAust ...but you're the political class you idiots.