LEW

venmo: eweava

[LEW @eweava]

him: I love it when you call me baby 🤭🥰

me: ok but I called you a little baby back bitch

[LEW @eweava]

getting dumped and responding with bro why would you do this

[LEW @eweava]

the phrase “screaming, crying, throwing up” hits really different when it’s actually happening

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Dear Barbz,

It just dawned on me;
I am about to release one of the
greatest albums of ALL TIME.

Love always,

Harajuku #Barbie

[LEW @eweava]

my brain feels like the equivalent of the Mad Hatter malfunctioning

[LEW @eweava]

google search:

how to make the world stop turning

[LEW @eweava]

I want to burn all of my journals.

I want all clocks to pause.

I want to scream.

I want all sounds to stop.

I want to disappear.

[LEW @eweava]

did you hop up out the bed and turn your swag on this morning?

did you say wassup wassup?

are you getting money?

[LEW @eweava]

uvulas are for pussies

NOT literally tho

[LEW @eweava]

cream colored tissues freak me out

[LEW @eweava]

I may hate Michael Rapaport but this quote from Prison Break has to be one of my favorites of all time:

“You’re a whore
And your mother was a whore,
And her mother,
And your father used to turn tricks at a gas station, cause he was a whore, too”

[LEW @eweava]

am I on one or is nobody else just on my level

[LEW @eweava]

the monologue that Jeremy Allen White delivered in episode 8 of @TheBearFX is some of the absolute best acting I have ever seen on television.

[LEW @eweava]

the fact that London Tipton taught us that a gear shift is in fact a PRNDL

[Julia Morales @JuliaMorales]

Astros wearing these tonight. @chazzyfizzz

[LEW @eweava]

@marissanzilotti both lmaooooo

[LEW @eweava]

talkin big like you been him
I been himma

@DOMVALLIE

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

Happy 2sday … should be an interesting night

[LEW @eweava]

fuck a close friends, I got friends that I keep close

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

No one in my generation can fuck with me. You will see tomorrow.