Today I bought a fifth of Bailey’s instead of bay leaves. In my defense, I really had to pee and was very focused on getting home... and also they sound very much alike. Could have happened to anyone really
My favorites to rewatch:
That 70’s Show, Gilmore Girls, Reign, Jane the Virgin, The Office, Criminal Minds, Schitts Creek and my current rewatch, New Girl (this has to be at least the 5th time I’ve rewatched New Girl....).
I have a book where I record funny things my students say. At the end of each year I update it and typically find myself cry laughing as I read through previous years. Here are my top 10.
Lemme say this again. If you think. That yelling. At a police officer. Or standing close to them. Is grounds. For physical assault. chemical attack. Or MURDER. You are absolutely the problem. And you are too cowardly to admit you’ll watch others suffer so you can stay unaffected.
It’s crazy to me how people on Facebook (I’m looking at you- my racist family members) are so blatantly racist and use religion as to why. I’m not religious but I’m pretty confident Jesus didn’t die for you to be an asshat 🤷🏼♀️
*Me*
Switches jobs every school year *Also Me*
Has anxiety about not getting a job before the school year starts
*It’s only May and it’s already begun*
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“The worst thing we can do is open up in a way that causes a second wave of infections and death, puts health care workers at further risk, and wipes out all the progress we've made.”
Today, I announced:
✅ That Michigan’s manufacturing workers will return to work on Monday, May 11th.
✅ An extension of the Safer at Home order to May 28th.
✅ The 6 phases of the MI Safe Start Plan to re-engage our economy.
Read more: https://t.co/3qMdyIrRsN
I’m at the point in quarantine that I’m planning vacations. So if anyone wants to go to Paris with me at the end of July, let me know. It’s all planned ✈️🇫🇷