My pussy is throbbing in ways it never has before i feel like if I went into the sea right now the vaginal vibrations coming from me would cause a tsunami
A pest control company has released a free dating sim where you romance anime bug boys, voiced by Attack on Titan's Eren Yeager
Every relationship ends with you using bug spray to kill your insect boyfriend
See I could never have kids. If you try to kill my baby girl I'm slapping the fuck outta you. I do not CARE. That little mistake on legs seems soooo pleased with himself.
Please keep a close watch on your kids at all times.
You just never know what’s going on in other people’s minds. Just look at this for goodness sake 🤦🏾♂️
Japanese actor Hiroyuki Sanada spoke about the contradictions of human nature:
“Some people dream of having a swimming pool at home, while those who have one hardly ever use it. Those who have lost a loved one feel a profound sense of loss, while others often complain about their living relatives. Those without a partner long for one, while those who have one often don't appreciate it. The hungry would give anything for a meal, while the satiated complain about the taste of their food. Those without a car dream of owning one, while those who have a car are always looking for a better one.”
The key to happiness is gratitude: truly seeing and appreciating what we already have, and understanding that somewhere, someone would give anything for what we take for granted.