Ewen

Hello 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 Member of the Guardian-reading, tofu-eating Wokerati. Views are my own.

[Ewen @ewensimpson]

@edwinhayward My £6/month contract with Three is going up by £1.90. I know my contract is very cheap, but a 32% increase is laughable.

[Ewen @ewensimpson]

@thealexbear @StoneAlun The Q7 is still the old generation at the end of its lifespan which is why it looks and feels better. The new Q7 will appear at some point this year with the updated interior.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

BREAKING: We just dropped in on Farage’s election rally with a remote-controlled Putin banner

[Ewen @ewensimpson]

@ATRightMovies My favourite movie! 🍿

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Just been on a call with Amblin, and the cast for #TheThursdayMurderClub movie is insanely great, I think people are going to love it. Official announcements very soon, and can't wait to share it with everyone.

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

FREE BOOKS: I have a dozen proof copies of A Beginner's Guide To Breaking And Entering to give away! Just RT this tweet before Friday 12th April at 12 noon, when I will pick not one, not two, but TWELVE winners to receive their free signed and dedicated copy!

[SpeakOutSister @speakoutsister]

The only person who has the right to accept Frank Hester's apology is Dianne Abbott. Sunak and Badenoch are not entitled to do it on her behalf.

[Ewen @ewensimpson]

@Dominos_UK The whole sliceeeee 🍕

[Ewen @ewensimpson]

@Gazinsalford @RhonddaBryant You didn't read the whole thread, did you?

[Ewen @ewensimpson]

@historyinmemes Battlestar Galactica (2004)

[Ewen @ewensimpson]

@AustenImpro Is this @andrewhunterm ? 😂

[Ewen @ewensimpson]

@JamesHarkin Mad World covered by @JamesBlunt - actually sounds quite good 😅

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.

Check in on those around you.

#WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

[Ewen @ewensimpson]

@annettedittert Makes me proud to now call Germany my home 🇩🇪

[GermanForeignOffice @GermanyDiplo]

Yes. And it’s called saving lives.

[Ewen @ewensimpson]

@UKinGermany DM me and I can give you my details

[Ewen @ewensimpson]

@SKendallFCDO @SKendallFCDO @UKinGermany Hi Simon, is it possible to contact someone for more information about this position?

[Ewen @ewensimpson]

@JMGallo99 @stronach_luke @ElectionMapsUK @CountBinface

[Ewen @ewensimpson]

@MatthewStadlen Yes, it gave me the push I needed to move to Germany. Very happy here.